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[plzhelpme]

“Pigeons shitting on a pigeon hole, what is wrong?”

knn

chao pigeons where got shit in pigeon hole
they fly over and shit on your car or head
then u betterest buy 4d
big big huats

 

[jw5]

"A phone is just a gadget. Far more important is the quality of the people in your contact list.

If they contribute positively to the quality of your life that's what matters. Beyond connecting you with those that matter none of the features are useful."

 

[sweetiepie]

Last time is last time now is now.

 

[jw5]

"Don't ask for too much hor. You should be thankful we already have a road named after lingerie. It's called "Bras" Basah Road. Maybe I can suggest Panties Ave and Stockings Lane."

 

[jw5]

"I will welcome them with open arms while they welcome me with their open legs."

 

[jw5]

"Businesses that are passed from father to son or son-in-law tend to decline in quality."

 

[jw5]

"Sinkie parents should learn the difference between a harmless clown and a dangerous clown."

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

I have so many USB-C and micro USB cables in the house, I think if I connect them end to end, I can connect east coast to west coast.

 

[sweetiepie]

He need to pour in some halal oil into her cheebye before he starts the engine!

 

[jw5]

"I went to a measles party when I was 4."

"I got chicken pox after playing a board game with my cousins at their house. This venerable doctor gave me two weeks of MC. They even have chicken pox vaccines now... sad!"

 

[jw5]

"It's an honest mistake, let's move on, and strive to do better in her next wedding."

 

[jw5]

"Bonking needs to be natural and not artificial."

 

[jw5]

"I know what it is like to be poor. I wasn't born in a rich family. Thanks to PAP and its governance on meritocracy, I managed to increase my income and wealth through merit and hard work, without having to pull strings or rely on racial/religious privileges."

 

[jw5]

"Please, no! Too many droopy breasts, small breasts, out-of-shape breasts, sagging bottoms etc."

"Droopy and small is good sometimes. Like siew mai. What matters is that they are tasty and delightful."

 

[jw5]

"A good ATB is well behaved in public but is fierce as a tiger in the bedroom."

 

[jw5]

"I don't think the pappies are stupid, they knew exactly what they were doing.

Of course, greed and groupthink might have influenced their decisions."

 

[bonds]

 

[zhihau]

“KNN WTFF

AI SEE BEH SEE
KIASI SURELEE SEE”

 

[jw5]

"The size of tits is inversely proportional to the size of the hole."

 

[jw5]

"Mankind thinks short term. Nature plays the long game."