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Anderson: "Wah piang, this Phil Jones has gone mad. He is trying to do a somersault."

 

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Torres: "I think standing broad jump also cannot. What? If I fail I will be sold to Woodlands Wellington?"

 

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Suarez: "Aaarrgghh!! Playing for Liverpol sure can make one lao sai!"

 

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Hart: "Tell Mancini I'll be late for training. I can't find my Lotto boots."

 

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Wenger: "WTF, my strikers can't score. Looks like I will have to move the goal closer to them."

 

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Toure: "...and Punggol Sengkang offered me $20,000 a week and I said you are missing one zero..."

Zabaleta: "Wahaha!"

 

[oldnews]

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Toure : You saw Torres bend down in picture #843 ? Guess what I did to him

Zabletta : Whahahah

 

[Baimi]

Marouane Fellaini said referees are afraid of his hair,
frankly, I am also, look at his hair style, all year round the same,
he did not wash his hair for months, I believe there are many
sub-bu inside his hair.

 

[Baimi]

Nabei lah, can't you guys see my hair is not real,
it's just a wig, otherwise I will just as bald as middaydog.

 

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van Persie: "Aarrgghh! I sprained my back doing sit-ups. Can I be classified as a White Horse and be exempted from sit-ups?"

 

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Medical staff: "Can't do sit-ups never mind. How about trying to do some push-ups?"

 

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Messi: "Sorry, sorry! Sorry I kicked you but I swear there was a cockroach on your backside. There! The cockroach has run over there!"

 

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Fellaini: "Cut my hair for National Service? What kind of stupid rule is this? No, I think I will remain PR and enjoy all the perks of living in Singapore without having to be a soldier."

 

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Player in centre : Hey you two, come on put your heads lower down. Today its your turn to blow me.

 

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Dyer: "The manager asked me to take the penalty. That's an order!"

de Guzman: "Sorry, Wilson Raj Perumal asked me to take the penalty. And he is bigger than boss because he fixed the score to be 5 - 0."

(Nathan Dyer and Jonathan de Guzman fought over who should take the penalty in Capital Cup Final.)

 

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Michu: "Dyer, you better let de Guzman take the penalty as order by Wilson Raj Perumal. You wouldn't want to offend Perumal. He fixed the US Presidential elections, the Punggol East by-elections, the Suzuki Cup final etc."

Dyer: open-mouthed and speechless.

 

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Williams: "So is this the tall and powerful striker that I have been assigned to mark?"

 

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RVP : No no dont do this style, I dont like.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "Ibra, I would like to get to know you better."

 

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Ibra: "Gasp! You surprised me Becks."

Beckham: "Oh, this is normal celebration in Ingerland and United States."