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PEASANTPORE: The Mouthpiece discretely reports demand from singles for two-room Build-To-Poke (BTO) pigeonholes continues to climb in the third day since the Housing Mafia's sales launch.
It is a slap in the face for Marboro Tan who made life difficult for singles during his reign at the Housing Mafia. Maboro Tan and his former policy makers ought to be clubbed with boiled cabbages for discriminating single peasants when it cums to pigeonholes. Wise old peasants gladly see this as proof that the regime will bend over and cover up their minions' mistake while the peasantry pays the price for the goondu 'policies'. Yet no policy maker is clamoring for fairness for the previous generation of 'singles' who are unfairly treated by Maboro's 'Holier than Thou' policies.
The 179th ranked Mouthpiece gleefully note this is the first time, parasites e.g. singles and bapoks are able to apply for a expensive pigeonhole directly from the regime. The regime will take cold comfort that sales proceeds will engorge Ho Jinx's punting funds.
Overall, as of 5pm on Thursday, there were 29.8 single applicants for each two-room unit available. Those applicants must have vent their frustration at Marboro Tan's stingy policies and Penang Laksa Khaw is clever to use the opportunity to soothe some rage and make a tidy profit at the same time.
Anti-bapoks will realize of the 519 new two-room flats in Sengkang and Yishun on offer, about one-third is set aside for bapoks pretending to be 'singles'. You will soon see more Jane Austen like letters written to ask Ruler Loong to clamp on increased suspected Sodomite-like activities in those new vice dens.
Bapoks have taken to Sengkang as their popular choice. As of 5pm, there were 42.4 single applicants for each two-room unit in Sengkang. In contrast, only there are 19.7 single applicants for each two-room unit in Yishun as bapoks are wary of Yishun religious anti-vice militia who may complicate their arse poking activities.
PEASANTPORE: The Mouthpiece discretely reports demand from singles for two-room Build-To-Poke (BTO) pigeonholes continues to climb in the third day since the Housing Mafia's sales launch.
It is a slap in the face for Marboro Tan who made life difficult for singles during his reign at the Housing Mafia. Maboro Tan and his former policy makers ought to be clubbed with boiled cabbages for discriminating single peasants when it cums to pigeonholes. Wise old peasants gladly see this as proof that the regime will bend over and cover up their minions' mistake while the peasantry pays the price for the goondu 'policies'. Yet no policy maker is clamoring for fairness for the previous generation of 'singles' who are unfairly treated by Maboro's 'Holier than Thou' policies.
The 179th ranked Mouthpiece gleefully note this is the first time, parasites e.g. singles and bapoks are able to apply for a expensive pigeonhole directly from the regime. The regime will take cold comfort that sales proceeds will engorge Ho Jinx's punting funds.
Overall, as of 5pm on Thursday, there were 29.8 single applicants for each two-room unit available. Those applicants must have vent their frustration at Marboro Tan's stingy policies and Penang Laksa Khaw is clever to use the opportunity to soothe some rage and make a tidy profit at the same time.
Anti-bapoks will realize of the 519 new two-room flats in Sengkang and Yishun on offer, about one-third is set aside for bapoks pretending to be 'singles'. You will soon see more Jane Austen like letters written to ask Ruler Loong to clamp on increased suspected Sodomite-like activities in those new vice dens.
Bapoks have taken to Sengkang as their popular choice. As of 5pm, there were 42.4 single applicants for each two-room unit in Sengkang. In contrast, only there are 19.7 single applicants for each two-room unit in Yishun as bapoks are wary of Yishun religious anti-vice militia who may complicate their arse poking activities.
You think our gabernment suddenly becomes so thoughtful. :oIo:
