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PEASANTPORE: On Thursday (Apr 14), Ruler Loong decreed that Finance Minion Lawlan Wong as top dog of the fourth generation (4G) team, paving the way for him to become Peasantpore's next Seat Warmer.
This comes almost exactly one year after Minion Heng $wee $wee caught Ruler Loong's hints to step aside as Seat Warmer after he frequently have to be poked by Ruler Loong to fix Labour rebels with dirty legalist tricks.
Ruler Loong then cited Wuhan Plague as an excuse and extended his hold on political power openly, delaying his promise to step down after the 2020 Procedural General Erection.
Since then, the regime's propaganda wing has been learning from North Korea and spinning numerous legends of Lawlan Wong's prowess.
Today, another overly educated peasant, Ah Jie, late to the party to fawn Lawlan Wong claims there is more to that. He thinks critical aspect of Lawlan Wong’s emergence as Seat Warmer is his good health to outlast Ruler Loong and Ho Jinx.
In proto dynastic succession, the reigning ruler, needs to ensure his seat warmer is able to fix any political rebels and yet at the same time professes his loyalty to the ruling House.
Many stupid local peasants were sold the story that Wuhan Plague, which has created a compressed timeline within which a well paid multi-ministry sex taskforce (MTF) members could exercise strategic leadership. While Ah Jie claimed that Minion Heng arrowed Lawlan Wong request to co-chair the MTF in case Gan Bo Yong screws it up, Ruler Loong planted another mole to share the hot potato while keeping an eye on the Seat Warmer.
Lawlan Wong caught the drift, he himself said, in his first press conference as Seat Warmer on Apr 16: “My philosophy in life, instilled by my pro PAP parents from young - is that I must pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong. If they kowtow his protrait 5 times daily, i must kowtow 20 times and work with Loser Kung to further House of Lee's interests.”
POLITICAL STANDING BOOSTED BY RULER LOONG GIVING HINTS OPENLY
After a series of fiascos, some self inflicted, Lawlan Wong and Gan Bo Yong were derided as expensive talking faces, flip flopping numerous measures, covering up for Suzhou Loser Jos. He displayed impeccable loyalty to Ruler Loong by sanctioning Loser Kung to order mechants to sack un-vaccinated peasants.
Another scene that stands out for many in the early stages of the plague is Lawlan Wong pretending to sob in Imperial Court in March 2020. He cannot believe there are plenty of stupid local peasants in public hospitals who are willing to take risks for PAP and getting pittance stipends while many medical group cronies are enriching themselves providing unnecessary jabs and tests at taxpayers' expense.
Many Jane Austen rebels may be wondering why Lawlan Wong is willing to be Seat Warmer in a sinking ship when his double Cambridge First Class educated Ruler Loong fails to solve emerging problem such as climate change, energy shocks, an ageing population and global geo-economic instability.
Lawlan Wong’s first solution is to copy cat mentor Woody Ah Goh-go, announcing two Goods and Services Tax (GST) hikes - a decision that is difficult and unpopular, but given LKY and Ruler Loong failures to solve the ageing population solution, peasants have to pay the price for LKY's One Child Policy. The GST hike is expected to raise an additional 3.5 billion peanuts and help defray costs for Suzhou Loser Jos Teo's blunder and healthcare cronies to jab and test peasants during the plague.
The GST hike and other tax changes (including taxing wealth through higher property taxes) in Budget 2022 signalled a prevailing policy of getting poor peasants to pay for poorer peasants.
This readiness to obey Ruler Loong and help cover for House of Lee's mistakes using tax and price hikes, stems from Lawlan Wong’s prior career as a pliant well paid civil serpent.
His stint as Sex Executive of the Sex Energy Authority (EMA) was particularly notable, having led the test-bedding of electric vehicles and delayed the possibility of their large-scale adoption to make polluters Shell and Esso happy.
The 4G Minions may have needed “a little longer to study Ruler Loong's preference” to choose a Seat Warmer, but Lawlan Wong seems to already to be Ruler Loong's favourite.
In a PAP influenced Blacksex survey conducted in 2021, he was voted Peasantpore PAP Personality of the Year by Gestapo agents pretending to be local stupid peasants who were surveyed, attributed largely to his appointment as the Finance Minion.
Political observers have also noted that Ruler Loong ensured Lawlan Wong keeps announcing the good news and Loser Kung is the perpetual bad cop during plague related propoganda briefings.
For example, Loser Kung also insisted that unvaccinated peasants pay their own bills amid other discriminatory measures.
What would a Lawlan Wong Seat Warming tenure look like for Peasantpore?
Lawlan Wong has three immediate KPIs.
First, he has to build the Lee Kuan Yew Temple at Oxley Road after Ruler Loong took collateral damage from his siblings and Jane Austen rebels for trying to groom a personalty cult centered on the dead despot.
His second KPI will be to find a way to get Prince Hongyi into the political scene despite mounting difficulties from Jane Austen rebels and larger segments of the local peasants population.
His final KPI is to rubber stamp Ruler Loong's edicts as the latter will do a Qian Long and rule behind the scenes as 太上皇 to prolong House of Lee's power.
In exchange for all this, Lawlan Wong is expected to cruise as Seat Warmer with annual stipend of 3 million peanuts for 72 full moons, and potentially longer if Ruler Loong and Ho Jinx fail to manage a dynastic succession.
Peasant Ah Jie stupidly hints Lawlan's will be kept in check by Loser Kung, another House of Lee loyalist should Lawlan attempts to stage a Tokugawa or Tsao Tsao when Ruler Loong's health falters in the near term.
Retired minion, Penang Laksa Khaw, said on Saturday that he is replaying Wong Cunt Seng's proxy role by announcing Lawlan Wong was chosen as 4G Seat Warmer by an “overwhelming majority of Ruler Loong's lackeys and minions”.
The end game is that Lawlan Wong will likely follow the Romans and rule as Triumvir, learning from Winston Choo, migrating to Aussieland if things hots up or when he has amassed sufficient peanuts. The local stupid peasants will be left with a sinking rent economy ship and will have to pick up the pieces once their pigeonhole leases run out.
PEASANTPORE: On Thursday (Apr 14), Ruler Loong decreed that Finance Minion Lawlan Wong as top dog of the fourth generation (4G) team, paving the way for him to become Peasantpore's next Seat Warmer.
This comes almost exactly one year after Minion Heng $wee $wee caught Ruler Loong's hints to step aside as Seat Warmer after he frequently have to be poked by Ruler Loong to fix Labour rebels with dirty legalist tricks.
Ruler Loong then cited Wuhan Plague as an excuse and extended his hold on political power openly, delaying his promise to step down after the 2020 Procedural General Erection.
Since then, the regime's propaganda wing has been learning from North Korea and spinning numerous legends of Lawlan Wong's prowess.
Today, another overly educated peasant, Ah Jie, late to the party to fawn Lawlan Wong claims there is more to that. He thinks critical aspect of Lawlan Wong’s emergence as Seat Warmer is his good health to outlast Ruler Loong and Ho Jinx.
In proto dynastic succession, the reigning ruler, needs to ensure his seat warmer is able to fix any political rebels and yet at the same time professes his loyalty to the ruling House.
Many stupid local peasants were sold the story that Wuhan Plague, which has created a compressed timeline within which a well paid multi-ministry sex taskforce (MTF) members could exercise strategic leadership. While Ah Jie claimed that Minion Heng arrowed Lawlan Wong request to co-chair the MTF in case Gan Bo Yong screws it up, Ruler Loong planted another mole to share the hot potato while keeping an eye on the Seat Warmer.
Lawlan Wong caught the drift, he himself said, in his first press conference as Seat Warmer on Apr 16: “My philosophy in life, instilled by my pro PAP parents from young - is that I must pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong. If they kowtow his protrait 5 times daily, i must kowtow 20 times and work with Loser Kung to further House of Lee's interests.”
POLITICAL STANDING BOOSTED BY RULER LOONG GIVING HINTS OPENLY
After a series of fiascos, some self inflicted, Lawlan Wong and Gan Bo Yong were derided as expensive talking faces, flip flopping numerous measures, covering up for Suzhou Loser Jos. He displayed impeccable loyalty to Ruler Loong by sanctioning Loser Kung to order mechants to sack un-vaccinated peasants.
Another scene that stands out for many in the early stages of the plague is Lawlan Wong pretending to sob in Imperial Court in March 2020. He cannot believe there are plenty of stupid local peasants in public hospitals who are willing to take risks for PAP and getting pittance stipends while many medical group cronies are enriching themselves providing unnecessary jabs and tests at taxpayers' expense.
Many Jane Austen rebels may be wondering why Lawlan Wong is willing to be Seat Warmer in a sinking ship when his double Cambridge First Class educated Ruler Loong fails to solve emerging problem such as climate change, energy shocks, an ageing population and global geo-economic instability.
Lawlan Wong’s first solution is to copy cat mentor Woody Ah Goh-go, announcing two Goods and Services Tax (GST) hikes - a decision that is difficult and unpopular, but given LKY and Ruler Loong failures to solve the ageing population solution, peasants have to pay the price for LKY's One Child Policy. The GST hike is expected to raise an additional 3.5 billion peanuts and help defray costs for Suzhou Loser Jos Teo's blunder and healthcare cronies to jab and test peasants during the plague.
The GST hike and other tax changes (including taxing wealth through higher property taxes) in Budget 2022 signalled a prevailing policy of getting poor peasants to pay for poorer peasants.
This readiness to obey Ruler Loong and help cover for House of Lee's mistakes using tax and price hikes, stems from Lawlan Wong’s prior career as a pliant well paid civil serpent.
His stint as Sex Executive of the Sex Energy Authority (EMA) was particularly notable, having led the test-bedding of electric vehicles and delayed the possibility of their large-scale adoption to make polluters Shell and Esso happy.
The 4G Minions may have needed “a little longer to study Ruler Loong's preference” to choose a Seat Warmer, but Lawlan Wong seems to already to be Ruler Loong's favourite.
In a PAP influenced Blacksex survey conducted in 2021, he was voted Peasantpore PAP Personality of the Year by Gestapo agents pretending to be local stupid peasants who were surveyed, attributed largely to his appointment as the Finance Minion.
Political observers have also noted that Ruler Loong ensured Lawlan Wong keeps announcing the good news and Loser Kung is the perpetual bad cop during plague related propoganda briefings.
For example, Loser Kung also insisted that unvaccinated peasants pay their own bills amid other discriminatory measures.
What would a Lawlan Wong Seat Warming tenure look like for Peasantpore?
Lawlan Wong has three immediate KPIs.
First, he has to build the Lee Kuan Yew Temple at Oxley Road after Ruler Loong took collateral damage from his siblings and Jane Austen rebels for trying to groom a personalty cult centered on the dead despot.
His second KPI will be to find a way to get Prince Hongyi into the political scene despite mounting difficulties from Jane Austen rebels and larger segments of the local peasants population.
His final KPI is to rubber stamp Ruler Loong's edicts as the latter will do a Qian Long and rule behind the scenes as 太上皇 to prolong House of Lee's power.
In exchange for all this, Lawlan Wong is expected to cruise as Seat Warmer with annual stipend of 3 million peanuts for 72 full moons, and potentially longer if Ruler Loong and Ho Jinx fail to manage a dynastic succession.
Peasant Ah Jie stupidly hints Lawlan's will be kept in check by Loser Kung, another House of Lee loyalist should Lawlan attempts to stage a Tokugawa or Tsao Tsao when Ruler Loong's health falters in the near term.
Retired minion, Penang Laksa Khaw, said on Saturday that he is replaying Wong Cunt Seng's proxy role by announcing Lawlan Wong was chosen as 4G Seat Warmer by an “overwhelming majority of Ruler Loong's lackeys and minions”.
The end game is that Lawlan Wong will likely follow the Romans and rule as Triumvir, learning from Winston Choo, migrating to Aussieland if things hots up or when he has amassed sufficient peanuts. The local stupid peasants will be left with a sinking rent economy ship and will have to pick up the pieces once their pigeonhole leases run out.
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