urm how do you harvest pussy juice?
With a feather...you stroke slowly, slowly, slowly...you hear the huge sighs!...the rest I cant describe here, "family orientated" forum...the words I am _____________!! you get the juices!
urm how do you harvest pussy juice?
Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.
Question: Who died the next morning?
Though I know this will somehow be turned into a joke.
You must have been stealing the baby's milk.
The default answer is Alamaking died. But the modern version: BusNo64 from next door.
No! I have drank it off neat from a bovine mammary, trust me......everything came out of the stomach...so I guessed that is what the milk the baby is drinking, but babies have no sense of taste yet... they only know how to satisfy their hunger..
But, if the neh neh pok, is not clean you suckle...you get the same taste as the bovine mammary...YUCKS!
Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.
Question: Who died the next morning?
Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...
u suckled a cow? eek!
Of course not silly!, press the teats to get milk!!, the other 'cow' I suckled often, it is called erotic lactation!
Raiders said:Try again brother. I'll reveal the answer soon
Nobody died, but erection2011 couldn't suppress his hard-on. Possible anti-dote: tit fxxkRaiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.
Question: Who died the next morning?
I drank before, taste sweet. not nice
I've tasted breast milk......... its salty
Thank you zhihau for the tribute.
Though I know this will somehow be turned into a joke.
urm how do you harvest pussy juice?
Wait my wife say want to experimen use vacuum cleaner to harvest my sperms how?
nothing ventured, nothing gained.. just make sure it's one of those wet vacuum cleaners that can take liquids, or else you might get one hell of a Shock & super tight Afro pubes that would make the Jackson Fives proud!
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