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breast milk and breast feeding

zhihau

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me say breast milk is the best, for a baby at least, all the nutritional needs and colostrum :smile::smile::smile:

last noted it's breast feeding week, so allow me to show my respect to all breast feeding mums.
 

Fishypie

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How about wives breast feeding their hubbies ..counted as part of breast feeding week too ?..:wink:
 

Raiders

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Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.


Question: Who died the next morning?
 
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halsey02

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how about mothers squirting their milk to be used in teh tarik

Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...
 

gz0707

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Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.


Question: Who died the next morning?

The Postman.
 

blackmondy

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Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

Breast milk with pussy juice might be a healthy concocktion.
 

Fook Seng

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Raiders said:
Alamaking's wife just gave birth to a pair of twin named Erection and Raiders. Raiders felt jealous that Erection is always enjoying the bigger tits of the mother. One day, he came up with a plan to poison Erection so that he could have sole monopoly of their mother's milk. That night, when the mother was sleeping, Raiders rubbed some poison on the breast that Erection is always feeding on.

Question: Who died the next morning?

Both of them?
 

Fook Seng

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halsey02 said:
Unless you are a baby, you have no idea of what taste is like yet...you won't want to drink that milk neat, trust me!, all your char kway teow you had for lunch will be thrown out...

You must have been stealing the baby's milk.
 

halsey02

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You must have been stealing the baby's milk.

No! I have drank it off neat from a bovine mammary, trust me......everything came out of the stomach...so I guessed that is what the milk the baby is drinking, but babies have no sense of taste yet... they only know how to satisfy their hunger..

But, if the neh neh pok, is not clean you suckle...you get the same taste as the bovine mammary...YUCKS!
 
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