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Zap me 160 points in a matter of 3 minutes
- Thread starter Brubeck
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No one beats kopiuncle's mother when she was 18 years old.
On that windy night, I was slightly tipsy after Chivas/Heineken and while strolling the East Coast beach, I heard faint sounds of sobbing near a cluster of coniferous trees. And there was she, a willowy lass with slightly curly shoulder length hair caressing her tears-drenched cheeks. She looked at me with those forlorn eyes that yearned to be saved from whatever she was suffering. Chivas made a white knight out of me. My dick head told me to save the damsel in distress. But my dick head rarely makes the right judgements .......
So I went over, mustering all the James Bond manly charm, I cooed "Whither trouble that vexed my young maiden ?"
She was taken aback by my mocked Victorian style of speaking that only convent girls will appreciate. I later found out that she was from Katong Convent.
She smiled while I gently rubbed away her tears. She said "Take me away"
"Mai tu liao" I thought, as my dick notched up a higher level of hardness, straining my loin muscles to a degree I have never felt before. I could see the slight cleavage as the strong winds caused her buttoned blouse to flap wildly, revealing porcelain white skin under the moonlit sky.
My left hand caressed her tiny waist while my other hand went into her skirt. With one swift motion, I ripped off her panties.
"Ah" she heaved, in a mix of surprise and pleasure.
My dick head moistened on cue as she closed her beautiful eyes in sweet surrender .........
Even as I sow my royal oats, I was always mindful of protecting myself from unnecessary troubles and responsibilities. I frantically searched my wallet with one hand for condom while my other hand gently lower her on to the grass.
"Fuck", I muttered under my breath. "Where is the cheebye French cap ?"
"Jialat liao", my mind was spinning as I was pulled between lust and caution.
And then divine providence. I found an NTUC plastic shopping bag near where she laid.
I capped my monstrous dick with the NTUC plastic bag and shafted my jade stalk into her waiting vagina.
"Ah ...... !"
My big hard dick and the creases of the NTUC plastic bag was too much for kopiuncle's young mother to bear. From then on, it was fireworks and sexy moans in that quiet night under the deep black sky.
Unbeknownst to me, that cursed NTUC plastic bag had a hole in it (I shall call it theblackhole). I only found that out as I withdrew my love tool after the love-making.
A mistake of monstrous proportions where repercussions found its way to this day. I always feel a tinge of regret, albeit tinctured with nostalgia as I fucked a beautiful convent girl at the beach on a windy night.
To this day, I yearn to repent of my transgression, but the retribution is on me. Sorry guys. I am sorry for kopiuncle/ilovesingapore/theblackhole.
Please forgive me.
On that windy night, I was slightly tipsy after Chivas/Heineken and while strolling the East Coast beach, I heard faint sounds of sobbing near a cluster of coniferous trees. And there was she, a willowy lass with slightly curly shoulder length hair caressing her tears-drenched cheeks. She looked at me with those forlorn eyes that yearned to be saved from whatever she was suffering. Chivas made a white knight out of me. My dick head told me to save the damsel in distress. But my dick head rarely makes the right judgements .......
So I went over, mustering all the James Bond manly charm, I cooed "Whither trouble that vexed my young maiden ?"
She was taken aback by my mocked Victorian style of speaking that only convent girls will appreciate. I later found out that she was from Katong Convent.
She smiled while I gently rubbed away her tears. She said "Take me away"
"Mai tu liao" I thought, as my dick notched up a higher level of hardness, straining my loin muscles to a degree I have never felt before. I could see the slight cleavage as the strong winds caused her buttoned blouse to flap wildly, revealing porcelain white skin under the moonlit sky.
My left hand caressed her tiny waist while my other hand went into her skirt. With one swift motion, I ripped off her panties.
"Ah" she heaved, in a mix of surprise and pleasure.
My dick head moistened on cue as she closed her beautiful eyes in sweet surrender .........
Even as I sow my royal oats, I was always mindful of protecting myself from unnecessary troubles and responsibilities. I frantically searched my wallet with one hand for condom while my other hand gently lower her on to the grass.
"Fuck", I muttered under my breath. "Where is the cheebye French cap ?"
"Jialat liao", my mind was spinning as I was pulled between lust and caution.
And then divine providence. I found an NTUC plastic shopping bag near where she laid.
I capped my monstrous dick with the NTUC plastic bag and shafted my jade stalk into her waiting vagina.
"Ah ...... !"
My big hard dick and the creases of the NTUC plastic bag was too much for kopiuncle's young mother to bear. From then on, it was fireworks and sexy moans in that quiet night under the deep black sky.
Unbeknownst to me, that cursed NTUC plastic bag had a hole in it (I shall call it theblackhole). I only found that out as I withdrew my love tool after the love-making.
A mistake of monstrous proportions where repercussions found its way to this day. I always feel a tinge of regret, albeit tinctured with nostalgia as I fucked a beautiful convent girl at the beach on a windy night.
To this day, I yearn to repent of my transgression, but the retribution is on me. Sorry guys. I am sorry for kopiuncle/ilovesingapore/theblackhole.
Please forgive me.
TS how you know is him?
Me too...was zapped by that fucker!
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bloody BlueBird! you sabo me by posting a faked post and then you thanked yourself ...what a fucking no brainer!!! cheapskate sabo fart!
now go to your daily masturbating lah...don't be a fucking loser and coward!!!
what you have with you are thugs, hooligans and samsengs - all clones of yours you shithead!
same to you - your poor mother!!!...the mother of all motherfuckers in this forum!!! phuii!!!
Thank you. THE MOST SENSIBLE POST BY A MOST SENSIBLE FORUMMER...A LEGEND IN HIS OWN RIGHT...CHEERS!!!
One of The Untouchables!!!
you deserved to be executed long long ago you bloody clone of I H P - the mother of all motherfucking vulgar vulval mouths!!!
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Unfortunately i am always there to take it away.
You called for me?
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