You know you outdated about Singapore when... (with answers)

[drifter]

you know you are outdated if you think theres god

 

[red amoeba]

u noe u r outdated in singapore when:

a) there are alot of Ms - MMs, Emeritus M..when there used to be none.
b) 35cents used to take you from interchange to your housing estate, now its 70cts if you use card
c) your favorite pak toh place - that red colour building call National Library is now a road tunnel looking like those Chinese coffin
d) your favorite colombo building is now a parking space for spaceship
e) you realise you cannot look at the sea from Clifford Pier but now saw 3 tomb stones with an oversized sanitary pad on top.

 

[Windsor]

you went to Fullerton to post a letter but entered a hotel instead.

 

[annexa]

You want to find taxi and looking for yellow top or light biru colour, but find so many colour and sizes don't know which one is real!

 

[Windsor]

you sent to Clifford pier to take the ferry to Bukom but they are not there.
you manage to take the ferry to Bukom but found Kilat, Laju and Shell ferries already scrapped.

 

[red amoeba]

u ended quarrelling with the hawker becos u accuse him of shortchanging ur hor fun by substituting your pig liver, sotong, fish, mussel with fish cake and fake crabstick.

ten minutes later, you give up, because it is not your Ah Seng who served you all these years but a nameless Ah Tiong whose accent you cannot understand.

 

[red amoeba]

u were lost going to Queensway Shopping centre because you cannot find that Dunman Road circus anymore.

 

[neddy]

go Katong Park to pak tor.

 

[Windsor]

you went to 7th mile Bukit Timah to take the pak hong chia but could not find them.

 

[sleaguepunter]

what? it returned to 8 again? when did that happen?

Not 8, 7men section. 01xsect comd, 02xM203, 02xLaws and 02xSaws.

i know RP still 10men section but i tot the rest of SAF is 7men section. I really dunno if it change as i already MRed.

 

[halsey02]

you went to Fullerton to post a letter but entered a hotel instead.

Do you still go there & submit your Income tax return in the thick envelope by April 14, and discover it is now Fullerton Hotel... ha ha ha

 

[halsey02]

you sent to Clifford pier to take the ferry to Bukom but they are not there.
you manage to take the ferry to Bukom but found Kilat, Laju and Shell ferries already scrapped.

You boarded a taxi and told the taxi driver to go to 'ang teng beh tau' taxi stand...the driver replied " lau ban, ni jian some more"?

 

[Ramseth]

You know that you're outdated when the little box on your taskbar pops up and says Updates Available.

 

[Equalisation]

U know u outdated binya ... when u still wear bell bottom pants .....:o

 

[halsey02]

U know u outdated binya ... when u still wear bell bottom pants .....:o

how big the flare?

 

[jw5]

You boarded a taxi and told the taxi driver to go to 'ang teng beh tau' taxi stand...the driver replied " lau ban, ni jian some more"?

You go to shop n save and whip out your member and the cashier asks you "got passion"? :o

 

[Windsor]

you park you car at Liat Towers, went shopping during heavy rains, and went back to your car but found it is under water. So is the rest of Orchard Road.

 

[Equalisation]

U know u outdated binya ..... if you still use the dung dung dupont lighter ...... bought at bugis street binya ..

 

[Ramseth]

You know that you're outdated when you try to look for Anson SMC or Eunos GRC.

 

[Windsor]

you went to the mama stall and ask for your favourite 555 brand cigarettes in a tin and the vendor says "what?"