You Are Unlucky When .........................

[HedgeTrader]

Your advice noted but I haven't been to the Thai joints for more than a decade liao. Spend $50 and don't bonk? Might as well add another $30 and bring a Viet gal to Kallang carpark to bonk. At least my car is cleaner than the used bedsheets!

At least you have car like me. Alamaking talk cock talk cock but still dont have car. Now even zap and ignore me because I suan him. KNN joke also he buay tahan LOL

 

[youtalkcock]

You know you are unlucky when Ramseth proclaimed himself to be the most handsome in this forum. So the rest of the contenders has to play second fiddle.

 

[Ramseth]

You know you are unlucky when Ramseth proclaimed himself to be the most handsome in this forum. So the rest of the contenders has to play second fiddle.

You know you're unlucky when you proclaimed yourself most handsome but Drifter turned out to more handsome. :(

 

[GoldenDragon]

bro,
you brought extra underwear?

Nope. Went home to change. If not serious, throw away underwear, wash ka chng, and then continue activities without it.

Talking about shit and underwear, just reminded me of my friend. There was an incident we were hanging flowers and the singers refused to let him leave even after he paid up. Singers wanted him to continue hanging flowers. My friend then left to the toilet. When he returned to the table, he machiam very kan chiong. He then told us (friends and singers) his trousers tiok sai! Straightaway singers all siam him. He quickly walked out of the HFJ. None of the singers went after him.

 

[Raiders]

Your advice noted but I haven't been to the Thai joints for more than a decade liao. Spend $50 and don't bonk? Might as well add another $30 and bring a Viet gal to Kallang carpark to bonk. At least my car is cleaner than the used bedsheets!

This method i heard from a old gangster last time. Alternatively, you can drive to Simpang Bedok Thai Temple, ask the monk chant for you. Just give a red packet can liao. I always do that when I super sway. The effects are not bad.

 

[yinyang]

Does red flag count (when you all geared up for IT)?:o

 

[GoldenDragon]

This method i heard from a old gangster last time. Alternatively, you can drive to Simpang Bedok Thai Temple, ask the monk chant for you. Just give a red packet can liao. I always do that when I super sway. The effects are not bad.

To be honest, I don't believe in this buang suay thing. It's only a way to 'console' oneself. If a person is really super suay, it can only get better, not worse.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

You are unlucky when you are contesting for PAP in Hougang

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

At least you have car like me. Alamaking talk cock talk cock but still dont have car. Now even zap and ignore me because I suan him. KNN joke also he buay tahan LOL

Alamaking said he is TOWKAY and run his own business. Don't make fun of him la.

 

[GoldenDragon]

At least you have car like me. Alamaking talk cock talk cock but still dont have car. Now even zap and ignore me because I suan him. KNN joke also he buay tahan LOL

Having a car may be a good thing but also may kill you. Just last week, brought a Viet gal to Kallang open air carpark. Halfway thru, knnbccb, police car drove by. Thank God they didn't stop. It was raining then. Narrow escape. Thought it would be super safe doing it in car when raining heavily.

 

[Raiders]

Having a car may be a good thing but also may kill you. Just last week, brought a Viet gal to Kallang open air carpark. Halfway thru, knnbccb, police car drove by. Thank God they didn't stop. It was raining then. Narrow escape. Thought it would be super safe doing it in car when raining heavily.

Boss, you also like to play guerilla warfare? Try Woodlands Spectrum 2 top level. Once you drive up the winding ramp/road, you will see a space that can park 2-3 cars. Park your car there and you can doggie her outside the car. If you are daring enough, try the entrance of those factories. I had lots of fun last time when I knew a factory girl there.

 

[yinyang]

..brought a Viet gal to Kallang open air carpark. Halfway thru, knnbccb, police car drove by. Thought it would be super safe doing it in car when raining heavily.

Err..maybe saving grace was the windows got fogged up? If half way through, machiam coitus interruptus. Or simply, unwelcome interval (no wonder they call it inter-course):p

 

[GoldenDragon]

Boss, you also like to play guerilla warfare? Try Woodlands Spectrum 2 top level. Once you drive up the winding ramp/road, you will see a space that can park 2-3 cars. Park your car there and you can doggie her outside the car. If you are daring enough, try the entrance of those factories. I had lots of fun last time when I knew a factory girl there.

Woodlands too far for me to drive. Yet to do it outside car. Not so brave. I am comfortable with Kallang.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Err..maybe saving grace was the windows got fogged up? If half way through, machiam coitus interruptus. Or simply, unwelcome interval (no wonder they call it inter-course):p

Not fogged up also quite safe. My car windows are well tinted for this purpose and also, not to be easily spotted with my passenger in front, even in the day.

 

[drifter]

Not fogged up also quite safe. My car windows are well tinted for this purpose and also, not to be easily spotted with my passenger in front, even in the day.

bro..maybe you can buy that secondhand car from jack neo ...hes car windows i believe more tinted then yours ...i also like being " close to nature " sometimes .

 

[drifter]

hehehe...i am back...but my posts are all gone...hehehehe

what happen to your posting ?

 

[drifter]

wow!!!! really -999 !!!! first time i see got -999 .

 

[mollusk]

You are unlucky when your neighbour borrow from Ah Long and you became the victim..hehe

 

[drifter]

You are unlucky when your neighbour borrow from Ah Long and you became the victim..hehe

you are lucky if the ah long is your neighbour

 

[killborat]

u are unlucky when u try to expose double nicknames members and get your points all deducted and end up -999....hehehe

shutup fucker! o evidence u shut up. Sam will shut u up!