Xmas gifts for travellers?

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The Official Bullsh*T Button

• Giant red button makes a hilarious statement or two
• Perfect for calling out BS without having to say a word yourself
• The button will call it like you see it

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Go Girl Female Urination Device, Lavender
from Go Girl

Go Girl Female Urination Device, Lavender
from Go Girl
About the Product

• Allows women the convenience of going to the bathroom standing up
• Reusable can be washed with soap and water
• Includes a reusable storage tube with a baggie and tissue
• Made from medical grade silicone that conforms to your body
• Pink tube with lavender GoGirl

 

[yinyang]

Toilet Monster

Looking for a way to scare the… stuff out of someone? The Toilet Monster is the answer. Whether you are tired of getting scolded for leaving up the toilet seat or you are looking for a way to startle others sharing your bathroom, this crazy green monster will do the trick. Lift the lid and out pops the monster!

$29.99​

 

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Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Nobody is happier about your bottle of wine than the Happy Man! This tool helps you keep even the finest vintage fresh and fruity between glasses. Happy man is made of sturdy red plastic and the black rubber rings ensure a tight fit when inserted in the wine bottle spout. $3.30

 

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Worried you will not be wearing clean underpants when emergency strikes? Prone to disasters that leave you feeling less than fresh? Emergency underpants are the solution for all of your underpants related problems. They come in a convenient carrying case the fit in your pocket, purse, or glove compartment.

$10.34​

 

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INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

​Need an excuse fast? Shake the Instant Excuse Ball. It produces excuses faster than even the speediest thinker. The blue ball is similar to the famed Magic 8 Ball and contains a die imprinted with excuses that floats to the open window in the ball. Voila! Instant excuse for anything you could not want to do.

$59.99​

 

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Delusional DIY His wallpaper or screen saver

it's a very rare pic of a ho with nothing on - a timely christmas present for the boss. :p

 

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Passive Aggressive Notes
Painfully polite & hostile warnings paperback

Part voyeuristic entertainment, part group therapy, Passive Aggressive Notesoffers a fascinating look at the all-too-familiar frustrations of embattled office drones, apartment dwellers, parents, and pet owners everywhere.
This curated collection combines dozens of outrageous, never-before-seen notes as well as favorites from Passiveaggressivenotes.coma 2008 Webby Award Winner and the official "Best Blog" of the South by Southwest Interactive festival.

 

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Go The F**K To Sleep


Adam Mansbach

Goodnight, moon? Not tonight. This hardcover book is filled with humorous passages all parents will enjoy. Parents need a reminder they are not alone when it comes to dealing with the dark side of parenthood. This book offers a lighter view of the stress they endure.