WP’s cosplayers in “Construction Workers” costumes for their Lan Chiau Cosplay

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Birds in Blue : Building for a Lan Chiau Generation !
(Lan Chiau 工程 : 建设新一代的 Lan Chiau Nang !)


WP’s actors and actresses in their Construction Workers’ costumes, modeling with fake awkward poses as they wayang around as “Construction Workers”, perhaps understanding a little bit more about the meaning of workers’ life for the first and only time in their entire life:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...53249517.41249.165771696817386&type=1&theater


With the Halloween season just ended, Vichy WP’s cosplayers managed to pick up some cheapo “Construction Workers” costumes for their upcoming Lan Chiau Cosplay.


If only that Yaw 鬼 is still around, and with his exotic Yawish taste, maybe he would have selected a more voguish, attractive “Construction Workers” Costumes for his colleagues…..such as this:

[video=youtube;g_MOMkfLPiI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_MOMkfLPiI[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_MOMkfLPiI


Unfortunately for the very misnomered “Workers Party”, which is anything but about workers, all of its MPs are being towkays, professional elites, academics nerds, jobless and none of whom ever been workers. These wayang “Construction Workers” cosplayers model and pose around awkwardly, comically, derisively with their “Construction Workers” “props”: Is this the way to handle a driller? the way to use the paint brush? the way to hold a cutter? the way to grip the hammer?


This only reflects Vichy WP’s lack of any understanding and knowledge of ordinary workers’ life and their work.


Btw, why is that Png 小孩 opening his Lan Chiau so big for this Lan Chiau Cosplay poster? Is he trying to emulate his predecessor and seduce all the Vichy WP’s babes and MILFs?

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What can they do?

If Unions are more wayang than wayang party? :D
 
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Birds in Blue : Building for a Lan Chiau Generation !
(Lan Chiau 工程 : 建设新一代的 Lan Chiau Nang !)


Since all the Vichy WP “Construction Workers” cosplayers have never been worker in their life, they may not know how to behave like an ordinary worker. This clip may help the Vichy WP cosplayers to walk like a REAL “Construction Worker” as they perform their catwalk on stage to entertain and amuse the rich and famous at the elitist Raffles Hotel.

“Construction Worker”, WP Style !

[video=youtube;f02vOej2PLU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f02vOej2PLU[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f02vOej2PLU

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Birds in Blue : Building for a Lan Chiau Generation !
(Lan Chiau 工程 : 建设新一代的 Lan Chiau Nang !)


While Vichy WP cosplayers are very fake and surreal in their “Construction Workers” costumes, they would be much more genuine and much more convincing if they can simply put up this sketch to reflect the needs of an ordinary “Construction Worker”:

[video=youtube;0Alnx477ZrQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Alnx477ZrQ[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Alnx477ZrQ


Although that Casanova Yaw 鬼 is no longer around to contribute in this Lan Chiau Cosplay, all the Yaw’s babes and Yaw’s MILFs are still very much hanging around and playing around inside the party, since none of them has ever been named, resigned or sacked.


Plenty of Yaw’s babes and Yaw’s MILFs should be extremely well-qualified to audition for the role. With their vast, Yawish, precious and exclusive experience, Vichy WP should be able to put up this steamy act. Perhaps, this is their one and only realistic, authentic portrayal of a “Construction Worker” that can possibly connect and entertain with the audience.

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Birds in Blue : Building for a Lan Chiau Generation !
(Lan Chiau 工程 : 建设新一代的 Lan Chiau Nang !)


Since all the Vichy WP elitist cosplayers have zero experience in being “Construction Workers” or wearing any “Construction Worker” costume, they may not know how to wear an easy “Construction Worker” accessory like a simple hard hat, just as normally as any ordinary Singaporean worker.

From the promotional posters posed by Vichy WP wayang models for their Lan Chiau Cosplay, their hard hats may fall off any time as these elites are totally alien in being a worker.

To avoid Vichy WP cosplayers from embarrassing themselves as they entertain the very rich and very famous at the posh extravagant Raffles Hotel, they may like to consider wearing this dummy-proof hard hat, perfectly suitable for the Hammer dummies.


Dummy-proof hard hat for Hammerrhoid dummies!
[video=youtube;FkMkg8m3x4w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMkg8m3x4w[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMkg8m3x4w

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