Word Play

[keling is shit]

fare increase call fare adjustment to help the poor.

wtf you are damn correct on this. this is their usual spin

 

[Unrepented]

Scholarship scheme=all white horse, balance give a few poster boys/girls to appease the peasants
Gifted program=you still useful when you grow up
Express stream=Maybe you can be useful
Normal stream=Should replace with cheaper FW