Woman offers herself for a BMW loan for a week

[jimmyfallon]

The measure of one's worth should always be based on their income; net assets and investment portfolio. You should stick to selling online sex ad banners and save up for a Chrysler.

No fucking way!!! LOL

 

[jimmyfallon]

there are many hot chicks out there who does not care about BM's and merc's but are hot and sex crazed and take you as you are. Find one, and you will be in nirvana.

Its a gift that keeps on giving...

 

[KennyMGM]

BMW has more weight ?. I wonder what will they say to
a Maserati or Ferrari ?

At the end of the day we have to ask the question. Is life all about money or sex or both. Is there anything higher than that level ?.