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PEASANTPORE: Train service on the profitable but unreliable North-South Line on Wednesday (Feb 14) morning broke down this morning.
The CNA Spin
It added that stupid local peasants travelling before 10am should add 20 minutes more to their travelling time from Ang Mo Kio to Raffles Place stations.
In a Facebook post, it explained that the trains would be travelling slower than a snail while approaching Raffles Place "for the safety of stupid peasants".
"Those Jane Austen rebels who 'cry father and cry mother' will be led away and made to perform Fa Lun Da Fa in Mandai Zoo," it added.
The excuse is "maintenance work was still ongoing".
Penang Laksa Khaw was conspicuously absent and quiet as he is likely to have book a early holiday in Penang island.
PEASANTPORE: Train service on the profitable but unreliable North-South Line on Wednesday (Feb 14) morning broke down this morning.
The CNA Spin
It added that stupid local peasants travelling before 10am should add 20 minutes more to their travelling time from Ang Mo Kio to Raffles Place stations.
In a Facebook post, it explained that the trains would be travelling slower than a snail while approaching Raffles Place "for the safety of stupid peasants".
"Those Jane Austen rebels who 'cry father and cry mother' will be led away and made to perform Fa Lun Da Fa in Mandai Zoo," it added.
The excuse is "maintenance work was still ongoing".
Penang Laksa Khaw was conspicuously absent and quiet as he is likely to have book a early holiday in Penang island.
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