What to greet when meet face to face with LHL

[bakkuttay]

It's therapeutic just to shake their hands...and you will be blessed a thousand times over....

Go on your n such his prick. You will be honoured

 

[halsey02]

You guys are really very rude.

I will go up to PM Lee and wish him " Good Morning Sir."

He would reply with courtesy and decorum " Good Morning Uncle..."

And I will shake his hand and say, with great happiness and pride, " It's a rare privilege to meet you Sir. Thank you."

Nice to know you have manners...but it is a not rare privilege..it is a privilege that you are contributing to his salary & rare on this planet earth, to receive so much!.

Just say, good morning, how are you, shake his hands will suffice...& for a week do not wash them, for it is a rare privilege for you..

 

[kopiuncle]

Nice to know you have manners...but it is a not rare privilege..it is a privilege that you are contributing to his salary & rare on this planet earth, to receive so much!.

Just say, good morning, how are you, shake his hands will suffice...& for a week do not wash them, for it is a rare privilege for you..

you are absolutely right bro
i will not wash it for a month
and will make a cement imprint of my hand
the hand that shook the PM's hand - the world's best PM
most compassionate, most humble and most generous
i have hongpows every year from him and he shakes my hands!!!
oh ....i am going to faint....he is such a wonderful PM!!!

 

[escher]

You still rim lhl arsehole. Sprayed shit on your face. Nice taste or not.?

Wah ha ha ha ha ha haaa haaa haaa

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ARSE OFF.

 

[zeddy]

Unzip your pants when you meet him..

 

[kopiuncle]

Escher, please be careful okay.

I don't want you to fracture your ribs.

Take care hor....

 

[iAgent]

Good Morning Sir, hor seh bo, jiak ba buey?

 

[eErotica69]

Just call him Mr Lee.

 

[chootchiew]

Just call him Mr Lee.

Extended version :

Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him insane
He'd say: I know what I want
and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain

 

[zhihau]

How will you greet him ?

hmm... a simple "hi Mr Lee" suffice. no need to call him Sir, is he knighted?

 

[jw5]

hmm... a simple "hi Mr Lee" suffice. no need to call him Sir, is he knighted?

If it was possible, he would have been.

 

[bakkuttay]

Take care hor....

just show him your prick, he will bent down to show his receptive arsehole is ready.

 

[chonburifc]

After much consideration on how swampy land can become modern sinking land, i think call GOD is the best.

 

[chootchiew]

After much consideration on how swampy land can become modern sinking land, i think call GOD is the best.

this reminds me of 神啊 救救我吧

 

[Capano2121]

Just ignore the good for nothing and carry on with whatever you are doing!

 

[Balls2U]

"Pinky"
"Loong"
"Lee Junior"

 

[Leongsam]

I would say :

"Good morning/afternoon/evening Mr Prime Minister. I am ardent admirer of your father and of you too for stepping into his shoes admirably and carrying the flag for this great country.

I will be forever grateful to your father for changing my life.

I used to shit into a bucket and had to walk 1km to a standpipe to collect water. I now have all the creature comforts at my fingertips and a nice fat bank account thanks to your father's efforts in transforming the island from swampland to a first world metropolis in less than a generation."

I would then pledge my allegiance to the Lee family and wish him a great future.

In return I would hope to receive a government grant to fund my efforts in this forum. National day honors would be nice too. I have been waiting for more than 10 years.

 

[chootchiew]

I would say :

"Good morning/afternoon/evening Mr Prime Minister. I am ardent admirer of your father and of you too for stepping into his shoes admirably and carrying the flag for this great country.

I will be forever grateful to your father for changing my life.

I used to shit into a bucket and had to walk 1km to a standpipe to collect water. I now have all the creature comforts at my fingertips and a nice fat bank account thanks to your father's efforts in transforming the island from swampland to a first world metropolis in less than a generation."

I would then pledge my allegiance to the Lee family and wish him a great future.

In return I would hope to receive a government grant to fund my efforts in this forum. National day honors would be nice too. I have been waiting for more than 10 years.

I think before you even finish paragraph 3, he will say " sorry excuse me.." and then walk away :p

 

[po2wq]

I think before you even finish paragraph 3, he will say " sorry excuse me.." and then walk away :p

b4 dat, he wud b trying very hard 2 suppress a huge yawn ... :o

 

[escher]

I think before you even finish paragraph 3, he will say " sorry excuse me.." and then walk away :p

Pinky will walk away after the first few words of the first sentence.
BUT if Leongsam started with ooii! Pinky will understand and stay on to listen to the rest.
And invite him for tea even after that.

Or if Leongsam dress up in the outfit used by John Lennon in Sgt Peppers like a field marshallissimo, Pinkie will be a lot more impressed and listen as well.

Otherwise, he will walk away. He will not even say 'sorry excuse me'.