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What sinkie women wants from their boyfriend

BuiKia

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
Chauffeur
Thou art a great boyfriend if thou is able to send Her Highness to her shopping trips, spa and mahjong sessions with her friends. You will earn a mega-bonus gold medal if thou sends her to work daily and back, despite having thy own work schedule or live poles apart.

Social Escort
Thou shalt be present at all gatherings which Her Highness requires a male companion. Thou shalt doll up, put on make-up, be cleanly shaven and well dress, or even diet and workout to look thy best for such events. Failure to do so will cause embarrassment to Her Highness.

Gigolo

After a long day at work, if thy girlfriend is horny, Thou shalt sextify her despite your exhaustion, headaches or migraines. Thou shalt exiled outside the bedroom should thou refuse to satisfy her sexual needs.

Concierge / Personal assistant

Her Highness will ask thee anything and thou shalt provide the answer no matter what topic it is; even when the answer is just a google-entry away. Thou shalt also run errands for her like booking flight tickets, nail and and hair appointments, retrieve shopping bags, etc. Failure to be attentive to needs will classify Thou as uncouth and ungentlemanly .

Nurse
If thy Princess is sick, thou shall send her to see doctor and send her home, despite not having MC for thyself on the same day. Thou shall buy herbal soup and comfort food for her Highness and mayhaps tuck her into bed, although we peasants cannot expect the same treatment in return. Thy failure to do so will cause Her Highness to suffer from further bitchfits and should her recovery takes time, the blame is on Thee.

DebitCard / CreditCard / ATM
Should Her Highness be in any situation, Thou shalt take the initiative to pay for anything she purchases. Thou shalt never neglect paying any bills. Should Her Highness needs petty cash for any reason whatsoever, Thou shalt prepare at least a thousand or a few to pass her. If she is not working, or a student, Thou shalt provide her with an allowance equivalent to a university graduate. Failure to do so will only classify Thee as a miser, cheapskate and poor fark.

Micro-Financing Institution / Bank
Should Her Highness be in the need for a huge financial help beyond petty amounts, Thou shalt provide an interest-free loan to her whenever she needs. There shall be no payment schedules as having any will be deemed as insulting Her Highness and this brings Thy love for Her Highness in question.

Please add on if you can think of more.
 

erection2015

Alfrescian (InfP) + C
Dart board.....if said princess is feeling bitchy and wants to hurl darts......Thou shalt be the f_ _ _ king target for her to vent her aggro.

Court jester .... if princess is seeking entertainment....thou shalt go out of thy way to make her laugh, chortle or at least smile even if it be at thine own

expense and dignity.
 

yinyang

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Infinite ..list goes on:p

Tough call for us blokes. Oh well, some of us resort to going regional and even white meat (more deserving or eclectric?):p
 

streetsmart73

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
hi there


1. fat kid, good one!
2. honest, those sinkie males are ball-less & useless oftenly carrying the gal's handbag too.
3.my take: my middle finger woman!
4. "sorry my deer, not tonite!, i have a huge headache looking at you"
 

babuSingh

Alfrescian
Loyal
All these traits are caused by Singaporean men.....majority of them are too afraid to refuse any of the above...
One and foremost you should not let your the other half know how much you earning and also do not act gentleman and pay for every fuck shit....in the end you bear the cost...
 

laksaboy

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Too long a list.

All women want a man's attention, wallet and sperm. That's all.

Ignore all the claptrap e.g. 'a partner of equals', 'love', 'witty conversation', 'a sense of humour', 'someone who can inspire me to greater heights' etc. Skip the marketing-speak, and identify what she's really selling.
 

babuSingh

Alfrescian
Loyal
Too long a list.

All women want a man's attention, wallet and sperm. That's all.

Ignore all the claptrap e.g. 'a partner of equals', 'love', 'witty conversation', 'a sense of humour', 'someone who can inspire me to greater heights' etc. Skip the marketing-speak, and identify what she's really selling.

All these are appetisers....good to have but women make it look essential....
 

streetsmart73

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
Too long a list.

All women want a man's attention, wallet and sperm. That's all.

Ignore all the claptrap e.g. 'a partner of equals', 'love', 'witty conversation', 'a sense of humour', 'someone who can inspire me to greater heights' etc. Skip the marketing-speak, and identify what she's really selling.



hi there


1. bro, spot on.
2. i second that too.
3. oops! for me, steal eat is optional!
4. hahaha!
 

congo9

Alfrescian
Loyal
All these are appetisers....good to have but women make it look essential....

Women are dogs alike. They need to be lead. That why they want someone to talk to , someone to lead them in conversation. That what they meant ! But under the hood, they didn't know what they want, i suspect.

Most importantly, what does man want in a women ? Does the women in Singapore know ? I bet they don't know at all ! But they claim they know, mystery !!!
 

chonburifc

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Maybe times have changed. In the past, never have much problem with Sinkee Zha Bor friends. Still maintain contact with a few and one common observation is most tend to overspent their income.
 

jw5

Moderator
Moderator
Loyal
Perhaps they just want someone to nag......................................
 

blackmondy

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Maybe times have changed. In the past, never have much problem with Sinkee Zha Bor friends. Still maintain contact with a few and one common observation is most tend to overspent their income.

Unsurprisingly.

Man haircut - $10
Woman hairdressing - $50 & above

Man underwear - 3 for $10
Woman underwear - $50 for 1 bra, $50 for 1 panties

Man cosmetics - No need
Woman cosmetics - $100 and above

Man jewelry - Maybe a nice $2000 bracelet watch
Woman jewelry - Knows no bound.

Man sanitary pad - Not applicable
Woman sanitary pad - Dunno cos I dun use

Women's clothes and shoes cost a hell lot more than men's. Monthly Brazilian wax also cost money while we guys can shave our big head and small head with the same Gillette shaver.
 
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ChewCheng

Alfrescian
Loyal
When the woman is in her 20s - they want the man not his money.

When the woman is in her 40s - they want the man and also his money.

When woman is in her 60s - they only want the money not the man.
 
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