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Chauffeur
Thou art a great boyfriend if thou is able to send Her Highness to her shopping trips, spa and mahjong sessions with her friends. You will earn a mega-bonus gold medal if thou sends her to work daily and back, despite having thy own work schedule or live poles apart.
Social Escort
Thou shalt be present at all gatherings which Her Highness requires a male companion. Thou shalt doll up, put on make-up, be cleanly shaven and well dress, or even diet and workout to look thy best for such events. Failure to do so will cause embarrassment to Her Highness.
Gigolo
After a long day at work, if thy girlfriend is horny, Thou shalt sextify her despite your exhaustion, headaches or migraines. Thou shalt exiled outside the bedroom should thou refuse to satisfy her sexual needs.
Concierge / Personal assistant
Her Highness will ask thee anything and thou shalt provide the answer no matter what topic it is; even when the answer is just a google-entry away. Thou shalt also run errands for her like booking flight tickets, nail and and hair appointments, retrieve shopping bags, etc. Failure to be attentive to needs will classify Thou as uncouth and ungentlemanly .
Nurse
If thy Princess is sick, thou shall send her to see doctor and send her home, despite not having MC for thyself on the same day. Thou shall buy herbal soup and comfort food for her Highness and mayhaps tuck her into bed, although we peasants cannot expect the same treatment in return. Thy failure to do so will cause Her Highness to suffer from further bitchfits and should her recovery takes time, the blame is on Thee.
DebitCard / CreditCard / ATM
Should Her Highness be in any situation, Thou shalt take the initiative to pay for anything she purchases. Thou shalt never neglect paying any bills. Should Her Highness needs petty cash for any reason whatsoever, Thou shalt prepare at least a thousand or a few to pass her. If she is not working, or a student, Thou shalt provide her with an allowance equivalent to a university graduate. Failure to do so will only classify Thee as a miser, cheapskate and poor fark.
Micro-Financing Institution / Bank
Should Her Highness be in the need for a huge financial help beyond petty amounts, Thou shalt provide an interest-free loan to her whenever she needs. There shall be no payment schedules as having any will be deemed as insulting Her Highness and this brings Thy love for Her Highness in question.
Please add on if you can think of more.
Thou art a great boyfriend if thou is able to send Her Highness to her shopping trips, spa and mahjong sessions with her friends. You will earn a mega-bonus gold medal if thou sends her to work daily and back, despite having thy own work schedule or live poles apart.
Social Escort
Thou shalt be present at all gatherings which Her Highness requires a male companion. Thou shalt doll up, put on make-up, be cleanly shaven and well dress, or even diet and workout to look thy best for such events. Failure to do so will cause embarrassment to Her Highness.
Gigolo
After a long day at work, if thy girlfriend is horny, Thou shalt sextify her despite your exhaustion, headaches or migraines. Thou shalt exiled outside the bedroom should thou refuse to satisfy her sexual needs.
Concierge / Personal assistant
Her Highness will ask thee anything and thou shalt provide the answer no matter what topic it is; even when the answer is just a google-entry away. Thou shalt also run errands for her like booking flight tickets, nail and and hair appointments, retrieve shopping bags, etc. Failure to be attentive to needs will classify Thou as uncouth and ungentlemanly .
Nurse
If thy Princess is sick, thou shall send her to see doctor and send her home, despite not having MC for thyself on the same day. Thou shall buy herbal soup and comfort food for her Highness and mayhaps tuck her into bed, although we peasants cannot expect the same treatment in return. Thy failure to do so will cause Her Highness to suffer from further bitchfits and should her recovery takes time, the blame is on Thee.
DebitCard / CreditCard / ATM
Should Her Highness be in any situation, Thou shalt take the initiative to pay for anything she purchases. Thou shalt never neglect paying any bills. Should Her Highness needs petty cash for any reason whatsoever, Thou shalt prepare at least a thousand or a few to pass her. If she is not working, or a student, Thou shalt provide her with an allowance equivalent to a university graduate. Failure to do so will only classify Thee as a miser, cheapskate and poor fark.
Micro-Financing Institution / Bank
Should Her Highness be in the need for a huge financial help beyond petty amounts, Thou shalt provide an interest-free loan to her whenever she needs. There shall be no payment schedules as having any will be deemed as insulting Her Highness and this brings Thy love for Her Highness in question.
Please add on if you can think of more.
