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What A Moron Did For Hair

Ramseth

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There's this moron, a friend of mine and a forummer here too (sorry, of course I can't tell you who) who has thinning hair and receding hairline problems. He bought a bottle of hair growth oil (sorry, of course I can't tell you the brand) and used it for a few days. He's concerned about looking younger as he's courting a much younger girl. It seemed to work a little and he decided to increase the dosage to speed up the effect.

Last night, he practically shampooed his head with this oil and it overflowed into his eyes. His eyes got a burning sensation even after he rinsed them several rounds before going to sleep. He did wake up this morning alright, but suffered nightmares of never be able to see anymore.

Please dear folks, it's alright to want to look good, but use medication and chemicals according to specified safe dosage. Not everybody can be as handsome as me, that I understand, and folks should understand too.
 
Hair...hmmmm!! why we are so worried about loosing them?, look at Telly Savalas or Yul Brynner...bald, look better than those without. The younger girl would not bother if he has a full head of hair or not...all she is interested that the wallet is fat & is not BALD.!!
 
Sounds like a natural loser! Does the friend happen to drive a cab and works as a freelance stalker as well?
 
Vanity has a price and sometimes it has to be paid dearly.
 
Cpt. GMS is asking this friend where to buy the hair growth oil and got hair dye or not?
 
Last night, he practically shampooed his head with this oil and it overflowed into his eyes. His eyes got a burning sensation even after he rinsed them several rounds before going to sleep. He did wake up this morning alright, but suffered nightmares of never be able to see anymore.

please let us know if hair starts to grow out from your friend's eyeballs.
 
Heard about this guy who religiously massaged his bald head with an expensive brand of hair growth lotion which promised 'guaranteed results'?

I last heard that although he remains bald, a fine growth of hair was seen on his palms.
 
Why does he want to court a much younger girl?
They are mostly spoilt, selfish and materialistic.

He would be better off courting a rich single or divorced lau kway bu.
They are mostly horny, generous and eager-to-please.
They also don't mind baldies.
 
There's this moron, a friend of mine and a forummer here too (sorry, of course I can't tell you who) who has thinning hair and receding hairline problems. He bought a bottle of hair growth oil (sorry, of course I can't tell you the brand) and used it for a few days. He's concerned about looking younger as he's courting a much younger girl. It seemed to work a little and he decided to increase the dosage to speed up the effect.

Last night, he practically shampooed his head with this oil and it overflowed into his eyes. His eyes got a burning sensation even after he rinsed them several rounds before going to sleep. He did wake up this morning alright, but suffered nightmares of never be able to see anymore.

Please dear folks, it's alright to want to look good, but use medication and chemicals according to specified safe dosage. Not everybody can be as handsome as me, that I understand, and folks should understand too.

Tonychat courting a thai mei mei? :confused:
 
Cpt. GMS is asking this friend where to buy the hair growth oil and got hair dye or not?

I heard from the old folks in the kampung, that you rub belachan on your head, the hair will be luxurious!!:D

But after applying the mixture to the hair, please donot scratch, you know where, it will be hilarious!:p
 
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