As reported by Mouthpiece CNA
To ensure region's stability, Asiatic states must sakar Commie PRC and Uncle Sam: Bargain Hen
Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen crowed on Tuesday that the rise of Commie PRC after a century of humiliation is bound to impact existing security relationships.
To ensure status quo in the region riddled with banana republics, Bargain Hen said Asiatic states should heed lessons from history and be good vassal states to the region's hegemon(s). It is wiser to let the hegemons slug it out and take sides later as this is the wiser Asiatic way.
Bargain Hen was speaking at the annual Asiatic Pacific Programme for Senior Military Goons (APPSMG).
Bargain Hen sneered: "Faced with financial problems, the western hegemon Uncle Sam and its anglo saxon allies, Not So Great Britain and bankrupt Europe have had to reduce their defence budgets. In addition, the western Asiatic Arabs are still sucking Uncle Sam's cock and the Nehs are still resolving their electrical grid issues. The hapless Rossies are still drunk and clueless in their Far East. Nihon, as we noted is still the fat loser and is mired in structural budgetary crisis. In contrast, military expenditure in East Asia, especially Commie PRC has been on the rise. "
"So Asiatic states faces a different type of challenge -- whether to side with Pax Uncle Sam or tribute demanding Commie PRC."
The defence minions said Asiatic countries must improve the expertise of their military forces in handling humanitarian operations, a veiled attack at the Indonesians who love free rapes and starting forest fires.
He also said soldiers have to be competent in not just combat but firefighting.
Today's military officers should learn how the Commie PRC exploit cyberattacks for strategic and tactical gains. Bargain Hen acknowledges the regions' military officers are often busy making money smuggling drugs and women/children trafficking.
Into its 14th year, the APPSMG brings together fat cat defence officials and analysts to discuss the best ways to 'sakar' Uncle Sam and recently develop ways to kowtow Commie PRC should the latter best the bankrupt Yanks in the South China Sea.
Tuesday's opening ceremony marks the start of six days of talk fest with Bargain Hen lecturing how South East Asiatic states were reduced to Imperial Ming vassals before the anglo-saxons emerged tops with gunboat diplomacy.
To ensure region's stability, Asiatic states must sakar Commie PRC and Uncle Sam: Bargain Hen
Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen crowed on Tuesday that the rise of Commie PRC after a century of humiliation is bound to impact existing security relationships.
To ensure status quo in the region riddled with banana republics, Bargain Hen said Asiatic states should heed lessons from history and be good vassal states to the region's hegemon(s). It is wiser to let the hegemons slug it out and take sides later as this is the wiser Asiatic way.
Bargain Hen was speaking at the annual Asiatic Pacific Programme for Senior Military Goons (APPSMG).
Bargain Hen sneered: "Faced with financial problems, the western hegemon Uncle Sam and its anglo saxon allies, Not So Great Britain and bankrupt Europe have had to reduce their defence budgets. In addition, the western Asiatic Arabs are still sucking Uncle Sam's cock and the Nehs are still resolving their electrical grid issues. The hapless Rossies are still drunk and clueless in their Far East. Nihon, as we noted is still the fat loser and is mired in structural budgetary crisis. In contrast, military expenditure in East Asia, especially Commie PRC has been on the rise. "
"So Asiatic states faces a different type of challenge -- whether to side with Pax Uncle Sam or tribute demanding Commie PRC."
The defence minions said Asiatic countries must improve the expertise of their military forces in handling humanitarian operations, a veiled attack at the Indonesians who love free rapes and starting forest fires.
He also said soldiers have to be competent in not just combat but firefighting.
Today's military officers should learn how the Commie PRC exploit cyberattacks for strategic and tactical gains. Bargain Hen acknowledges the regions' military officers are often busy making money smuggling drugs and women/children trafficking.
Into its 14th year, the APPSMG brings together fat cat defence officials and analysts to discuss the best ways to 'sakar' Uncle Sam and recently develop ways to kowtow Commie PRC should the latter best the bankrupt Yanks in the South China Sea.
Tuesday's opening ceremony marks the start of six days of talk fest with Bargain Hen lecturing how South East Asiatic states were reduced to Imperial Ming vassals before the anglo-saxons emerged tops with gunboat diplomacy.
