i remember 1st day at primary school. all the boys were wearing shorts, and many of us didn't wear underwear so we could see lumpars and lanjiaos through the sextra wide opening of the shorts as we were sitting on the floor. and then a crybaby sitting next to me started defecating in class with shorts on. there was so much shit it oozed out of his pants onto the floor. rest of the class started laughing (boys) and screaming (girls) and scampered away from the turd on the floor. the desi form teacher was aghast with the horror and shouted at parents waiting outside the class. "who are the parents of this boy?" quietly, his mom raised her hands and came in to scoop up his sextra long turd with a page of newspaper (thanks to sinjiushitpoh).