want to be a fighter pilot ?

[erection2015]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love
is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a
bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red
wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little,
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have
white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie
leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws
her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When
I go down, I go down in flames!"

 

[scroobal]

I am certainly getting slow as the years go by. I used to guess the likely outcome. Not anymore. Keep it coming. Hilarious.

 

[erection2015]

time catches even the best of us bro ....unfortunately.

I am certainly getting slow as the years go by. I used to guess the likely outcome. Not anymore. Keep it coming. Hilarious.