A blonde was speeding in a 80-km-per-hour zone when a traffic police officer stopped her. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's licence. The driver searched in her purse and asked: "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Your photo is on it!" The driver found a small mirror down in her bag. She held it up to her face and said, "This must be my driver's licence" and handed it to the policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said: "You are free to go, and if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Loofydralb, are you blonde by any chance?