Serious Using emojis to describe job seeking process

[Scrooball (clone)]

 

[mojito]

You use job portals? Job portals are for low SES jobs. High SES people have comprehensive LinkedIn profiles. Recruiters cold call us there all the time!

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

U fucking loser. I don't need a new job. New jobs are for losers like u who are stuck in your deadbeat shit pushing pen and paper around and the highlight of your workday is your fucking lunch.

 

[myfoot123]

You use job portals? Job portals are for low SES jobs. High SES people have comprehensive LinkedIn profiles. Recruiters cold call us there all the time!

LinkedIn too exposured to any Tom, Dick or Harry. Even sales agent also call. All your pevious employment details became a sales target for the recrutiment agencies. It was like laying naked for the world to see and use your picture without your approval.

 

[halsey02]

You use job portals? Job portals are for low SES jobs. High SES people have comprehensive LinkedIn profiles. Recruiters cold call us there all the time!

With the right people & connection...you don't even have to fill in anything...you get a call " Hey__!, you still looking for work?...come in tomorrow, you know my office, right?..you go tomorrow......you get a desk, an office....& if you command that kind of pay...a secretary etc..even a basement parking lot...

Why need Linkedin ...it is already linked...& a job waiting for you...

 

[mojito]

With the right people & connection...you don't even have to fill in anything...you get a call " Hey__!, you still looking for work?...come in tomorrow, you know my office, right?..you go tomorrow......you get a desk, an office....& if you command that kind of pay...a secretary etc..even a basement parking lot...

Why need Linkedin ...it is already linked...& a job waiting for you...

Important sir. No choice! Some people live in caves. When you ask them nicely, “do you know who I am”, no excuse sir, no excuse for them not to know!

 

[ToaPehGong]

And the story ends with a laugh until cry emoji. It's all a dream.

 

[halsey02]

And the story ends with a laugh until cry emoji. It's all a dream.

It is a laugh till you cry thing...when the pay they offer, is so pitiful ( for you that is) that, you laugh, till you cry...for (1) you are desperate for work (2) the ah neh from India, is paid more that you & is your senior...

That is why the emoji ends with the laugh till you cry one...