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PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore Vehicle Blood Sucking Association estimates that 2,500 used cars qualifying for full loans have been sold so far.
About a week ago, Peasantpore's Monetary Arses (MAS) succumbed to lobbying and fuck care borrowing limits for second-hand vehicles in stock before February 25, when loan curbs were imposed. It is apparent that loan sharks pretending to be used car business owners threatened to go back to their old trade if they are screwed by Minion Tarman's cooling measures.
Proven to gluttons for punishments, prospective peasants flocked to motor firms, hoping to snag a good deal, all dying to sign up for financial ruin by 'renting' cars.
Tarman's latest generosity allowed some 7,000 second-hand lemon vehicles qualify for full loans, a fucking waive of the rule that is supposed to cool down the silly COE bubble.
MAS’ move to help used car loansharks dispose their old stock of automobiles has been welcomed by the Peasantpore Vehicle Blood Suckers Association.
Francis Hilton, previously a full time loanshark now moonlighting as a greedy used car dealer at Chicago Motors, said: "KNNCCB, got netizens says we too greedy and caught in the bind by the new measures, then acting like cry babies, all write petitions to Tarman for exceptions huh? Lumpar, in business, who is not a crook huh? But as gangsters or loansharks for many full moons and seemed many fucking fist fights, now I realized the pen is mightier than the fist lor!"
Used car loansharks, saved by Tarman only have had to cut prices by 10 per cent. It is a slap in the face for peasants who were deceived into believing Tarman meant what he said.
Overall, new car merchants, taking a cue from loansharks will be lobbying for their interests soon.
PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore Vehicle Blood Sucking Association estimates that 2,500 used cars qualifying for full loans have been sold so far.
About a week ago, Peasantpore's Monetary Arses (MAS) succumbed to lobbying and fuck care borrowing limits for second-hand vehicles in stock before February 25, when loan curbs were imposed. It is apparent that loan sharks pretending to be used car business owners threatened to go back to their old trade if they are screwed by Minion Tarman's cooling measures.
Proven to gluttons for punishments, prospective peasants flocked to motor firms, hoping to snag a good deal, all dying to sign up for financial ruin by 'renting' cars.
Tarman's latest generosity allowed some 7,000 second-hand lemon vehicles qualify for full loans, a fucking waive of the rule that is supposed to cool down the silly COE bubble.
MAS’ move to help used car loansharks dispose their old stock of automobiles has been welcomed by the Peasantpore Vehicle Blood Suckers Association.
Francis Hilton, previously a full time loanshark now moonlighting as a greedy used car dealer at Chicago Motors, said: "KNNCCB, got netizens says we too greedy and caught in the bind by the new measures, then acting like cry babies, all write petitions to Tarman for exceptions huh? Lumpar, in business, who is not a crook huh? But as gangsters or loansharks for many full moons and seemed many fucking fist fights, now I realized the pen is mightier than the fist lor!"
Used car loansharks, saved by Tarman only have had to cut prices by 10 per cent. It is a slap in the face for peasants who were deceived into believing Tarman meant what he said.
Overall, new car merchants, taking a cue from loansharks will be lobbying for their interests soon.
