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Peasantpore: The Commanding Paper Tiger General of the Uncle Sam Army Pacific (USARPAC), Lieutenant-General (LTG) Francis J Where-sinkee, is visiting Peasantpore as part of an special Uncls Sam envoy disguised as an introductory visit.
He called on Minion for Vassal Defence Dr Bargain Hen on Monday afternoon after an earlier call on the Chief of Vassal Armee, Major-General Ravi-deer Babu Singh.
As part of his visit, LTG J Where-sinkee spoke to paper tiger officers attending the 44th Condom and Sex Course at the Lecher Goh Keng Swee Condom and Sex College.
Later in the day, LTG Where-sinkee will visit the Geylang Red Light District and command a section of Mindef baboons vs PRC KTV Whores in a take-no-prisoners fuck session.
According to the Defence Ministry, LTG Where-sinkee's visit underscores the excellent and long-standing overlord and vassal relationship between Uncle Sam and Peasantpore.
"Emperor Obama has relayed his latest expectations of South East Asiatic Vassals. That they must unite and balk Commie PRC's naval adventures in the East China Sea against soiled panty traders Nihons Peasantpore is expected to provide supplies, refueling and repairs at her naval base for Uncle Sam capital ships. It is understood that Yankee sailors should be given leeway if they decide to indulge in wanton bapok sex." said the MINDEF statement.
LTG Where-sinkee will end his Peasantpore visit on Tuesday and he will be missed by Geylang's whores for his lusty Jewish thrusts.
Peasantpore: The Commanding Paper Tiger General of the Uncle Sam Army Pacific (USARPAC), Lieutenant-General (LTG) Francis J Where-sinkee, is visiting Peasantpore as part of an special Uncls Sam envoy disguised as an introductory visit.
He called on Minion for Vassal Defence Dr Bargain Hen on Monday afternoon after an earlier call on the Chief of Vassal Armee, Major-General Ravi-deer Babu Singh.
As part of his visit, LTG J Where-sinkee spoke to paper tiger officers attending the 44th Condom and Sex Course at the Lecher Goh Keng Swee Condom and Sex College.
Later in the day, LTG Where-sinkee will visit the Geylang Red Light District and command a section of Mindef baboons vs PRC KTV Whores in a take-no-prisoners fuck session.
According to the Defence Ministry, LTG Where-sinkee's visit underscores the excellent and long-standing overlord and vassal relationship between Uncle Sam and Peasantpore.
"Emperor Obama has relayed his latest expectations of South East Asiatic Vassals. That they must unite and balk Commie PRC's naval adventures in the East China Sea against soiled panty traders Nihons Peasantpore is expected to provide supplies, refueling and repairs at her naval base for Uncle Sam capital ships. It is understood that Yankee sailors should be given leeway if they decide to indulge in wanton bapok sex." said the MINDEF statement.
LTG Where-sinkee will end his Peasantpore visit on Tuesday and he will be missed by Geylang's whores for his lusty Jewish thrusts.
