Uganda bans oral sex

[yinyang]

The president of Uganda tries to ban oral sex because 'the mouth is for eating'

• Museveni said he was issuing a public 'warning' during a press conference
• In 2014 Museveni said that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms
• The same year he made it a criminal offence not to report someone for being gay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-ban-oral-sex-mouth-eating.html#ixzz5D4X0NVYj

The president of Uganda has said he wants to ban the nation's citizens from practicing oral sex because 'the mouth is for eating'.

President Yoweri Museveni blamed 'outsiders' for trying to convince Ugandans to perform oral sex on one another - and said he was issuing a public 'warning' about it.

He told press: 'Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders.

'One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex.

'We know the address of sex, we know where sex is.'

Museveni signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act in 2014, making it illegal to be gay in Uganda.

Ugandans risk life imprisonment if they are found to be having regular gay sex.

In 2014, after introducing the law, Museveni said oral sex could cause worms.

'You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address,' he said.

In January he said he regretted his decision to halt the country's practice of executing criminals.

 

[Leongsam]

He's actually right oral sex has caused a huge rise in the number of throat cancer cases in recent years.

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN why he never ban anal sex KNN

 

[Leongsam]

KNN why he never ban anal sex KNN

Because the President was born out of an asshole.

 

[tanwahtiu]

Wait till he find out he will.

KNN why he never ban anal sex KNN

 

[steffychun]

So only vaginal sex? What if they are gay?

 

[glockman]

So only vaginal sex? What if they are gay?

Hello, are you that innocent? Gays fuck asshole lah!

 

[steffychun]

Hello, are you that innocent? Gays fuck asshole lah!

Gays also fuck mouth

 

[Semaj2357]

'We know the address of sex, we know where sex is.'

Museveni signed the Anti-Homosexuality Act in 2014, making it illegal to be gay in Uganda.

Ugandans risk life imprisonment if they are found to be having regular gay sex.

In 2014, after introducing the law, Museveni said oral sex could cause worms.

'You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address,' he said.

this should be "addressed" to tarpow john and his grass-looters, even when bum-sucking the pappies.
anyway, the ugandan president needs to revamp and upgrade his postal services in his country - his citizens (many of whom practice this as a means of living) knows that the address of sex is at the "y" location of the body, hence the term; daty - for their daily sustenance of cheese or whatever.
and unless he wants the postal code as well, what he needs is just to turn over what's in front of his face, look closely and will see that it starts with a 69 prefix, without opening a can of worms

 

[bobby]

Then hand-job also must ban lah....

 

[steffychun]

I urge MOE to put this is sex education textbooks. Children hae been reading too much Anus Yee and Roy N.

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN then breast can have sex or fonder or not or what is the purpose of breast KNN.

 

[yinyang]

Small wonder, dawned on him that his cabinet seems malnourished (worms got in their way). Indulging in paint jobs or bjs

Kam chek in local Hokkien patois :p

 

[syed putra]

So big, how to swallow

 

[steffychun]

Would LHL dare issue this decree?

 

[Semaj2357]

Would LHL dare issue this decree?

nah, as long as tarpow john and his merry band of pappie cock-suckers are around, all ministars will continue to enjoy these perks :oops:

 

[steffychun]

nah, as long as tarpow john and his merry band of pappie cock-suckers are around, all ministars will continue to enjoy these perks :oops:

You mean they perform oral sex on each other?

 

[Semaj2357]

You mean they perform oral sex on each other?

what do you think?

 

[steffychun]

what do you think?

I don't think, I act.

 

[ToaPehGong]

ban the nation's citizens from practicing oral sex because 'the mouth is for eating'.

Walau eh... eat "banana/sausage" also considered eating