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It happened this morning at AMK Avenue 1 market, rebuilt and reopening after a fire a couple of years ago. Inderjit Singh was the guest-of-honour. It so happened that NSP decided to have their North Star paper sales and outreach there too, led by Sec-Gen Cpt. (NS) Goh Meng Seng, with members in party uniform of course. Apparently, Inderjit was agitated by that and called police to stop them. Would NSP turn into another SDP and TBT, or simply change Tshirts and run away, one wonders. But let's see, this was what transpired:
Police: Hello, you all there. Cannot sell newspapers here. Please leave now or I summon.
GMS: Why cannot sell? (Showing a copy of the paper and pointing on it.) See what's there, officer?
Police: (Taking a closer look.) Oh, MITA licence number.
GMS: So why cannot sell?
Police: Errr...the MITA licence means you can print but you cannot sell. You need NEA hawker licence to sell. You don't stop, I summon you.
GMS: (Pushing the copy further forward.) Officer, can you eat this?
Police: You trying to be funny is it? Of course can't eat.
GMS: Then what has it got to do with environmental and food hygiene laws?
Police: Errr...please lah, I just doing my job, go somewhere else I don't care. Here got MP not happy.
GMS: And I'm just exercising my right. You can summon me, here's my IC. I won't pay, tell your IO can prepare for court case straight away.
Police: Don't be mad lah, go court pay even higher fine.
GMS: No, go court also I won't pay. I'll go jail. Now officer, are you going to summon or not, under which chapter which section?
Police: No lah...please lah...just go away somewhere else, can? Please?
GMS: (Putting his IC back into his wallet.) No. I decide where I want to go and it's here I want to be.
Police: OK OK...don't cause trouble and don't go near the MP, OK?
GMS: I'll think about it. Now if that's all, you can go report back to him.
Police: Hello, you all there. Cannot sell newspapers here. Please leave now or I summon.
GMS: Why cannot sell? (Showing a copy of the paper and pointing on it.) See what's there, officer?
Police: (Taking a closer look.) Oh, MITA licence number.
GMS: So why cannot sell?
Police: Errr...the MITA licence means you can print but you cannot sell. You need NEA hawker licence to sell. You don't stop, I summon you.
GMS: (Pushing the copy further forward.) Officer, can you eat this?
Police: You trying to be funny is it? Of course can't eat.
GMS: Then what has it got to do with environmental and food hygiene laws?
Police: Errr...please lah, I just doing my job, go somewhere else I don't care. Here got MP not happy.
GMS: And I'm just exercising my right. You can summon me, here's my IC. I won't pay, tell your IO can prepare for court case straight away.
Police: Don't be mad lah, go court pay even higher fine.
GMS: No, go court also I won't pay. I'll go jail. Now officer, are you going to summon or not, under which chapter which section?
Police: No lah...please lah...just go away somewhere else, can? Please?
GMS: (Putting his IC back into his wallet.) No. I decide where I want to go and it's here I want to be.
Police: OK OK...don't cause trouble and don't go near the MP, OK?
GMS: I'll think about it. Now if that's all, you can go report back to him.