TPL Pics - Captions Please

[steffychun]

TPL : When we do it, I will hold your didi like that.
Man : Mmmm, I like!

Man:Can you dump your husband?

Tin: Nope, I like riding on coat tails

 

[sengkang]

oh, sonny, wrong folder

 

[youallhumsup]

Nek Nek : Ah Tin ah.. lu buniah Kate Spade is branded? See my L.V. bag???

 

[youallhumsup]

Ms Tin : Are u by any chance middaydog from sammyboy?

Botak : Huh? What dog?

Ms Tin : Nevermind... Nice to meet you.

 

[youallhumsup]

TPL : This is what will happen to you when i don't get my Kate Spade.

 

[youallhumsup]

TPL : This is what will happen to Marine Parade residents if i don't get my Kate Spade.

 

[youallhumsup]

Nek Nek : That Tin Tin likes showing off her Kate Spade. How to compare with my L.V. Bag?

 

[Samthaikong]

Boy : Che Che .. your neh neh is smaller than my mom ...hehehe.

 

[youallhumsup]

Greatest regret is not getting to know and marrying my husband Ng How Yue who is the PPS to PM Lee earlier. How i wished that i had become MP at 21 years of age (having 15K monthly at 21 to buy Kate Spade)

 

[youallhumsup]

Nek Nek : Very suay! I live in Macpherson. So many MPs, I kena the most lousy one! ​

 

[youallhumsup]

Buey paisey, people don't like you already you still say want to try. Come on loh, very obvious people don't want you to try, they want you to get lost.​

 

[youallhumsup]

Pei Ling. You should go to US. We are researching on new millenium bullet proof vest. Better still, you could be part of the research on heavy armor tank, armor jet fighter, armor spaceship or armor anything. Should last for a thousand years at least.​

 

[steffychun]

Greatest regret is not getting to know and marrying my husband Ng How Yue who is the PPS to PM Lee earlier. How i wished that i had become MP at 21 years of age (having 15K monthly at 21 to buy Kate Spade)

Her greatest regret is not marrying the PPS to LKY. Then sure get more support.

 

[youallhumsup]

Our US Treasurer, Timothy Geithner draws USD191,000 per annum. Pei Lin gets SGD180,000 per annum and gets 3 year probation. I recommend you pay a little more for Geithner to come to Singapore to replace Pei Lin. You need foreign talent, not FALLEN talent.​

 

[konstandy]

u know how big LHL balls are tats how he can win any & all erection!!

 

[konstandy]

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if u vote for me i let all of u shoot your cum into my big mouth

 

[youallhumsup]

Uncle : Lai mei mei.. $30 for a blow job. Or uncle can service you for free. Me got years of experience.

Ms Tin : Siow ah!!

 

[youallhumsup]

Reporter : Somebody told me that 10 years later, someone will author the book titled 'Downfall of PAP - The Tin Pei Ling Incident'. What do you have to say?

Ms Tin : I don't know what to say. (stomps feet)

 

[youallhumsup]

Why don't you go and work for kate spade?​

 

[youallhumsup]

Damn suay! I kena charged with three counts of maid abuse. How Pei Lin? Can you help me out? ​