Today, I am proud of myself and happy too

This morning I was heading to the wet market and a Tiongbu came over and ask me for directions.

She asked me 请问菜市场那边走? She also said she wanted to buy 菠萝.

I told her "This is Singapore, we speak English!". And I told her in a stern voice that we call a wet market 巴刹 and pineapple is called 黄梨. I added, "PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE WHAT WE SINGAPOREANS CALL THINGS IN SINGAPORE!"

I walked away, refusing to give her any directions to the wet market.

I feel proud and happy.
You should have given her directions to your big cock below!
 
This morning I was heading to the wet market and a Tiongbu came over and ask me for directions.

She asked me 请问菜市场那边走? She also said she wanted to buy 菠萝.

I told her "This is Singapore, we speak English!". And I told her in a stern voice that we call a wet market 巴刹 and pineapple is called 黄梨. I added, "PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE WHAT WE SINGAPOREANS CALL THINGS IN SINGAPORE!"

I walked away, refusing to give her any directions to the wet market.

I feel proud and happy.
The only issue is, it is not true we speak English in Singapore. The language spoken by most Sinkies can hardly be called English. Neither is the Mandarin any better. So I’m not sure what you are proud about?
 
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