Tired of the rat race but have $1.5 million equity?

[Leongsam]

I'm in a spoon feeding mood so here's a plan for you.....

A. Apply for residency in NZ. Details at http://www.immigration.govt.nz/

B. Buy a house for $400,000. Details at http://www.realestate.co.nz/

C. Buy two cars.. one for you and one for the wife - about $10,000 each. Details at http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Motors/Cars.aspx

D. Place the remaining funds in a 12 month term deposit. $1 million at 6 % gives you an income before tax of $60,000 per annum. Details at http://www.kiwibank.co.nz/

E. Take your time to find an easy job which pays around $35,000 per annum. Wife can work part time at $12.75 per hour (minimum wage). Details at http://www.seek.co.nz/

If all goes well, the family income should be at least $110,000 per annum before tax... more than enough for a high quality stress free existence with welfare benefits thrown in. eg - need a heart transplant? It's FREE!

There you go... from hell hole to paradise in 5 easy steps. What could be simpler?

PS: You can apply for citizenship after a couple of years residency. Once you've got it, you can get your hands on your CPF before Ho Ching blows it all. Most middle class Sinkies in their forties should have at least $200,000 in their accounts. That's $400,000 (husband+wife). When you've claimed what is rightfully yours, you can either add it to your term deposit and enjoy the interest or use it to buy a better house.

 

[neddy]

If all goes well, the family income should be $110,000 per annum before tax... more than enough for a high quality stress free existence with welfare benefits thrown in. eg - need a heart transplant? It's FREE!

There you go... from hell hole to paradise in 5 easy steps. What could be simpler?

Thanks for the tips. For Aussies without substantial police records, perhaps we can forgot about Tassie and head for Sam's paradise.

 

[axe168]

Most middle class Sinkies in their forties should have at least $200,000 in their accounts. That's $400,000 (husband+wife).

Yes, I agree all of us should be taking out our CPF and optimise our return..

 

[AngKuKuih]

I'm in a spoon feeding mood so here's a plan for you.....

A. Apply for residency in NZ. Details at http://www.immigration.govt.nz/

B. Buy a house for $400,000. Details at http://www.realestate.co.nz/

C. Buy two cars.. one for you and one for the wife - about $10,000 each. Details at http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Motors/Cars.aspx

D. Place the remaining funds in a 12 month term deposit. $1 million at 6 % gives you an income before tax of $60,000 per annum. Details at http://www.kiwibank.co.nz/

E. Take your time to find an easy job which pays around $35,000 per annum. Wife can work part time at $12.75 per hour (minimum wage). Details at http://www.seek.co.nz/

If all goes well, the family income should be at least $110,000 per annum before tax... more than enough for a high quality stress free existence with welfare benefits thrown in. eg - need a heart transplant? It's FREE!

There you go... from hell hole to paradise in 5 easy steps. What could be simpler?

PS: You can apply for citizenship after a couple of years residency. Once you've got it, you can get your hands on your CPF before Ho Ching blows it all. Most middle class Sinkies in their forties should have at least $200,000 in their accounts. That's $400,000 (husband+wife). When you've claimed what is rightfully yours, you can either add it to your term deposit and enjoy the interest or use it to buy a better house.

WOOHOO................My wife and I have taken out our CPF and are enjoying ourselves now in the Kangaroo Land.

I fear for those who have migrated whose CPF are still with the PAP government...... Good luck to them before the CPF is being invested wrongly by the Temasek team........

Ang Ku Kuih

 

[Leongsam]

Kiwis now shagging donkeys as well as sheep!!!!
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Youth accused of having sex with donkey

By Joelle Dally <!-- -->
12:02 PM Friday Apr 9, 2010
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<!-- ARTICLE BODY - START --> A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.

Police arrested the youth after a member of public phoned them after seeing what was happening from their house above the Sumnervale Reserve about 2pm.

He appeared in the Christchurch Youth Court this morning and was remanded until May 4. The youth had allegedly taken the four-year-old donkey into the middle of the reserve, which is about the size of a football field.

The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police. Other young people were at the reserve at the time, but appeared not to have seen what happened, police said.
Police said the youth could offer no explanation for his actions. The youth was held in custody overnight and was scheduled to appear in court today.

Bestiality carries a maximum jail sentence of seven years. Police said to have someone so young charged with bestiality was rare. The youth did not live in the Sumner area, police said.


- STAR CANTERBURY
By Joelle Dally

 

[n1etzche]

instead, spend the 1 mio into hybrid securities issued by cba and earn 5.63% with full franking credits...

D. Place the remaining funds in a 12 month term deposit. $1 million at 6 % gives you an income before tax of $60,000 per annum. Details at http://www.kiwibank.co.nz/

 

[kingrant]

I guess after plonking the $1.5 mil down on all those investments, there's nothing to do except wait, and, right, shag the farm animals...

Kiwis now shagging donkeys as well as sheep!!!!
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Youth accused of having sex with donkey

 

[Leongsam]

instead, spend the 1 mio into hybrid securities issued by cba and earn 5.63% with full franking credits...

I'm trying to simplify matters. Everyone understands what a "term deposit" is. The higher yielding fancy stuff can come later.

 

[Leongsam]

Schools for the kids :

http://www.macleans.school.nz/
http://www.rangitoto.school.nz/home/home.aspx