Things You Expect In The Future

[jw5]

We have a thread entitled "Things You Miss From The Past".

Let me start with one item I expect in the future. Don't like it at all, but think it's coming.

Sooner or later, they will come up with the technology in mobile phones to allow you to see the other party. Your mobile rings, you press answer, your wife's face is staring at you from your mobile. And not just her face, she can see you and what you are doing.
If you're in the office, great, good luck if you are in your mistress's bed.
If you don't pick up her call, she will know something's wrong and they may even have the technology for her to see you anyway.

Don't like it because it is an intrusion of privacy, but I think one of these days, it will happen.

 

[KNNBCCB]

More than half of sinkiepura will be infested by ah nehs...

 

[po2wq]

... Sooner or later, they will come up with the technology in mobile phones to allow you to see the other party. Your mobile rings, you press answer, your wife's face is staring at you from your mobile. And not just her face, she can see you and what you are doing.
If you're in the office, great, good luck if you are in your mistress's bed.
If you don't pick up her call, she will know something's wrong and they may even have the technology for her to see you anyway ...

4 tis, dey wil oso cum wif a control switch ... 4 u 2 choose whether u wanna let other ppl c u anot ...

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Now you can get music to mask your overseas ringtone and there are apps to fake location and background noises.
Likewise in future there will be such 'counter measures' available....maybe you can choose your own background environment.
道高一尺魔高一丈

 

[wendychan]

i expect planet of the apes, where apes rule over us
apes being the FTs

 

[looneytan]

in the future you don't have to wipe backside after toilet visit 'cause they can put role of thin film inside your large intestine, shit will be wrapped up dry and clean pass out as capsules

of course, fart is still smelly

 

[Agoraphobic]

.............................., but I think one of these days, it will happen.

When I started working in the mid-eighties (just before computers changed the way we lived, and worked) I was told that one day, every home will have a computer, and they will help us, and we will only have to work four-day week, and free us to have lots of time for recreation. Well, now it has happened and every home has a computer (or more), BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOUR DAY WORKWEEK??????? Blardy hell! Most people now work 24/7. Fuck the future, I was happier in the past. My Ah Kong live a more relaxed life than I do!!! Me does not want any more things to happen.

Cheers!

 

[looneytan]

In fact we do work 4 days and less because an equivalent of 1 day or more we use to surf the net during office hours

Cheers too

 

[scroobal]

The year is 2026. There is group of people in front of parliament house with placards and shouting slogans. There are also some young kids. The demonstration is organised by a group known to be aligned with the now outlawed PAP and the defunct People Association. They are pleading for a stay of execution with regard to members of their family. Singapore which is now fully integrated is now governed by new Prime Minister Santiago De La Mar. De La Mar who came to Singapore as a young baby founded the New Singaporean Party which is an alliance comprising the Desi Party of Singapore and Great Wall Democracy Party. De Lar Mar who came to power on a platform of rapid GDP agenda is expected to recommend clemency to the President Sithamparam Patel.

 

[kryonlight]

Religions will find great use for hologram technology. Imagine projecting a life-like Jesus or Buddha uttering scriptures. Of course, air-time for Jesus or Buddha will be restricted to special religions sessions or else pastors and monks will be out of job. These limited holographic sessions will be used to entice the followers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9jLBT0rcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG85VgLOdPA

 

[Conqueror]

Religions will find great use for hologram technology. Imagine projecting a life-like Jesus or Buddha uttering scriptures. Of course, air-time for Jesus or Buddha will be restricted to special religions sessions or else pastors and monks will be out of job. These limited holographic sessions will be used to entice the followers.

Not really lah. When Big Bang, evolution and crap science cannot satisfy atheists in real life, get a holograms to do it.

Using test tubes ? No, hologram dildos for dumb atheists.


Atheism Is Dead

 

[drifter]

Religions will find great use for hologram technology. Imagine projecting a life-like Jesus or Buddha uttering scriptures. Of course, air-time for Jesus or Buddha will be restricted to special religions sessions or else pastors and monks will be out of job. These limited holographic sessions will be used to entice the followers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i9jLBT0rcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG85VgLOdPA

bro please dont bring in religion here ...thankyou .

 

[drifter]

Not really lah. When Big Bang, evolution and crap science cannot satisfy atheists in real life, get a holograms to do it.

Using test tubes ? No, hologram dildos for dumb atheists.


Atheism Is Dead

gong cheeby , you really want to talk about religion here ?

 

[laksaboy]

We have a thread entitled "Things You Miss From The Past".

Let me start with one item I expect in the future. Don't like it at all, but think it's coming.

Sooner or later, they will come up with the technology in mobile phones to allow you to see the other party. Your mobile rings, you press answer, your wife's face is staring at you from your mobile. And not just her face, she can see you and what you are doing.
If you're in the office, great, good luck if you are in your mistress's bed.
If you don't pick up her call, she will know something's wrong and they may even have the technology for her to see you anyway.

Don't like it because it is an intrusion of privacy, but I think one of these days, it will happen.

Buy a cheap dumbphone. Super long battery life, no excessive heartbreak if broken or lost, no worrying about fingerprint smudges.
And it also drastically reduces your chances of being a twit who's too engrossed with your phone that you've forgotten to keep on walking, to the annoyance of the people behind you.

And as for the wife part... just don't get married. You can have as many mistresses as you want, or none at all. You don't have to answer to anybody, or put up with incessant nagging. Problem solved.

 

[no_faith]

things expect in the future = things expected in the past

which is pay and pay master still win the erection.

 

[Kinana]

We have always been an immigrant society, why you fellas want to discriminate? Just who do you think you are?

 

[halsey02]

i expect planet of the apes, where apes rule over us
apes being the FTs

We are already living in the "planet of the apes", the 'white gorillas' are already running the place, & they are bringing in the more of their kind, "the baboons" , "the chimpanzees"....but can we find a "Taylor" to lead us out of this 'planet'??

 

[jw5]

4 tis, dey wil oso cum wif a control switch ... 4 u 2 choose whether u wanna let other ppl c u anot ...

Now you can get music to mask your overseas ringtone and there are apps to fake location and background noises.
Likewise in future there will be such 'counter measures' available....maybe you can choose your own background environment.
道高一尺魔高一丈

There could be control switches and counter measures, but you can bet there will be counter measures to counter these control swtiches and counter measures.
It could be that the moment the phone rings, your wife can already see you.

 

[jw5]

When I started working in the mid-eighties (just before computers changed the way we lived, and worked) I was told that one day, every home will have a computer, and they will help us, and we will only have to work four-day week, and free us to have lots of time for recreation. Well, now it has happened and every home has a computer (or more), BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOUR DAY WORKWEEK??????? Blardy hell! Most people now work 24/7. Fuck the future, I was happier in the past. My Ah Kong live a more relaxed life than I do!!! Me does not want any more things to happen.

Cheers!

Frankly, I think at least 50% of technological improvements actually hamper mankind, or at least their behaviour and conduct.

 

[jw5]

De Lar Mar who came to power on a platform of rapid GDP agenda is expected to recommend clemency to the President Sithamparam Patel.

The president's name should be spelt Simpletonram Pachiao.
His personal aide is a man we know well, Gohvindran DelaMengSeng.
He changed his name in honour of the 2 people he respects most in the world.