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things that will traumatise buzzlightyear ..

40 is enough...you are so evil to go till 70!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

The thing that will traumatise buzzlightyear:

If we all declare we are above 70 years old and all start posting in hokkien. :D
 
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Now that everyone knows that I am a pea brain juvenile delinquent school drop out, let's examine if my life have changed for the better. When i wake up tomorrow morning, i will still have the following traits:

Ball-less in real life
Behaves like chow ah beng
Continue to be sexually abused by old men
Speaks disgusting Singlish
Lives in pigeonhole HDB with another 20 banglas
Internet is my boasting/ranting space
Takes MRT, buses, like No Porn Lui all in the name of wayang
Wears T-shirt, bermuda, and flip flop in posh places
Can't spell correctly

In short, my life's still FUCKED UP AS HELL
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"Whip"

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I am so sorry to interrupt your vigorous discussion so rudely. But all these things don't traumatise me....only these things do.....they gave me nightmares for weeks on end and I woke up screaming in my sleep.

Lemme show ya the thing buddies.

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what is lemme ? knn , how many times uncle drifter must remind you of your english ...come closer to the computer screen now , yes ...now ! abit to the centre of the screen ...closer ...not enough !! i said closer ! abit to the left side ...yes good boy ....


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The thing that will traumatise buzzlightyear:

If we all declare we are above 70 years old and all start posting in hokkien. :D

hi there


1. the betterer choice: just ignore the specimen totally.
2. there it will "respond' to itself.
3. that will traumatize it most!
4. to a fairypuss, loneliness & no attention kills.
 
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Fat Ugly Thai Bapok like this one can make ''Sir'' Buzz scampering in fear..
 

boy boy ..dont open your mouth so big ...uncle bayi have not give you his lolipop yet ..please wait until dinner is over ok ? be a good boy ..ok ? if dont listen to uncle drifter ......

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Buzz, don't kachau Uncle Drifter lah.... Wait for Uncle Bayi... Uncle Bayi will give you many big Punjabi Loilipops to suck tonite hor... Tonite you be good boy, open your mouth big big then Uncle Bayi will push Uncle's Lolipop inside your mouth.. You suck Uncle's lolipop good good ok... You make Uncle Bayi happy tonite, next time Uncle bring you go Zoo lah..:D
 
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Buzz, don't kachau Uncle Drifter lah.... Wait for Uncle Bayi... Uncle Bayi will give you many big Punjabi Loilipops to suck tonite hor... Tonite you be good boy, open your mouth big big then Uncle Bayi will push Uncle's Lolipop inside your mouth.. You suck Uncle's lolipop good good ok... You make Uncle Bayi happy tonite, next time Uncle bring you go Zoo lah..:D

bro bayi ...when my boy boy is naughty ...use this .

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my boy boy dare not watch this movie alone .....

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mr bayi ...please dont play this song to my boy boy when i go hoilday ....he will freakout ..

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Me, Mr Bayi will play Buzz Boy this song to make him feel the mood before I shove my Punjabi Lolipop inside his mouth... Push it, Push it, push it some more..:D
 
Sorry to interrupt again, but it seems like you guys have left out this, this is VERY traumatising to me.

I thought they already banned chewing of gums in Singapore? :eek:

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