things that will traumatise buzzlightyear ..

[drifter]

whip ...

 

[drifter]

macdonal man ....

 

[drifter]

tight slap by uncle drifter ..

 

[drifter]

cane ....

 

[drifter]

CANE corso ...

 

[Hanzo Kattori]

Now that everyone knows that I am a juvenile delinquent school dropout, let's examine if my life have changed for the better. When i wake up tomorrow morning, i will still have the following traits:

Ball-less in real life
Behaves like chow ah beng
Continue to be sexually abused by old men
Speaks disgusting Singlish
Lives in pigeonhole HDB with another 20 banglas
Internet is my boasting/ranting space
Takes MRT, buses, like No Porn Lui all in the name of wayang
Wears T-shirt, bermuda, and flip flop in posh places
Can't spell correctly

In short, my life's still FUCKED UP AS HELL :(:(:(

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[drifter]

sugar CANE ... even sugarCANE drinks ..will freak him out ..

 

[drifter]

candy CANE .

 

[Hanzo Kattori]

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"Pea brainer juvenile delinquent like him can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation correctly leh.. i really dunno what to say. hehehe"
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[drifter]

CANE toad ...

 

[drifter]

CANE furniture ...

 

[drifter]

CANEberries ...

 

[zeddy]

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Buzz Boy... remember me Uncle Bayi..??? Remember how Uncle sayang sayang you last time..??? You want to suck Uncle's Lolipop again or not?

Uncle Bayi will wait for you same time, same place tonite hor...
Uncle Bayi still sayang you ok....

 

[drifter]

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Buzz Boy... remember me Uncle Bayi..??? Remember how Uncle sayang sayang you last time..??? You want to suck Uncle's Lolipop again or not?

Uncle Bayi will wait for you same time, same place tonite hor...
Uncle Bayi still sayang you ok....

mr bayi ....i will let my boy boy stay at your house for one week cause i will be going for holiday . please help me sayang my boy boy ok ? thank you in advance ...

 

[zeddy]

mr bayi ....i will let my boy boy stay at your house for one week cause i will be going for holiday . please help me sayang my boy boy ok ? thank you in advance ...

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Dey no problem lah.... What are friends for.. Me, Mr Bayi will give your Buzz boy boy a good big Lolipop from Punjab.. You just go enjoy yourself.... Dont worry about Buzz... Me, Mr Bayi will take care of Buzz boy.. He'll love my Big Lolipop tonite

 

[drifter]

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Dey no problem lah.... What are friends for.. Me, Mr Bayi will give your Buzz boy boy a good big Lolipop from Punjab.. You just go enjoy yourself.... Dont worry about Buzz... Me, Mr Bayi will take care of Buzz boy.. He'll love my Big Lolipop tonite

thankyou bro bayi , by the way ...my boy boy very greedy ...one lolipop maybe not enough ..if you have more bayi friends got big lolipop would you mind giving them to my boy boy ....i really love my boy boy .

ps : dont forget must also give him spelling test everyday ..his spelling is very bad ...if he fail , just slap him ...its all for his own good ..

 

[buzzlightyear]

I am so sorry to interrupt your vigorous discussion so rudely. But all these things don't traumatise me....only these things do.....they gave me nightmares for weeks on end and I woke up screaming in my sleep.

Lemme show ya the thing buddies.

 

[buzzlightyear]

This guy is the scariest. Non stop ringing and yelling for 30 mins!

 

[Keiji Maeda]

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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[jw5]

The thing that will traumatise buzzlightyear:

If we all declare we are above 70 years old and all start posting in hokkien.