You are simply jealous that nobody would ever kneel down to pray and pay respects to an opposition political figure. They really love to masturbate and think sinkies are oppressed and waiting to be rescued.
Pap religion has at least few million supporters.
Got enough deities to rival Taoism.....
Gecko can be Mary like mother heaven figure.....ah gong is of course GOD. Other members of familee can be minor deities or Angels.