erection2015
Alfrescian (InfP) + C
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Yes its shit ...that's right, shit. The word shit may just be the most used and functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With some effort you can get your shit together or find a place to store your shit.
You can smoke shit, buy shit , sell shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit.
Some guys know their shit while others dont know shit from anything.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits . There is bullshit , horseshit and chickenshit.
You can throw shit, catch shit, talk shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can be in deep shit or be as happy as a pig in shit.
Some days are hot as shit, wet like shit or just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit , things can look like shit and you feel like shit.
There are times when you have too much shit on your hands or not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit and all sorts of weird shit.
At times you have to take care of shit and if the shit does not work out then you could be stuck up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and and times you are so shit hot everything you do turns out right .
So remember...know your shit well then you dont have to worry about much else.
Pass this shit along if you give a shit.
Shit !! I need to shit so its time for me to go. Hope you have a nice day without too much shit from too many shit heads.... if not then well..shit happens.
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