The Horth

[erection2015]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a

friend over to look at a horse.

.
The buddy says,"how will I recognize him?"


"That's easy...he's a midget with a speech impediment"



So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for
a male or female horse.


"A female horth."


So he shows him a prized filly.


"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"



So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.



"Nith eyeth.



Can I thee her earzth?"


A little irritated now, he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears... "Nith earzth.



Can I see her mouf?"

The rancher's gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks
him up again and shows him the horse's mouth... "Nice mouf.



Can I see her twat?"



Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and
jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's you-know-what,
pulls him out and slams him on the ground.


The midget gets up, cleaning himself off, sputtering and coughing and says...



"Perhapth I should rephrathe that...".



Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?

 

[jw5]

Can I see her trot? Hahahahaha.................

 

[erection2015]

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Can I see her trot? Hahahahaha.................