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The eulogies that didn't ring a bell

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That Kwa Gek Choo was a great mother: -All mothers are great in every family.
That Kwa Gek Choo cared for her kids and husband:- What kind of woman that did not care for her kids and husband? Maybe Wooden's wife.
That without Kwa Gek Choo, LKY could not be a successful politician:- Which successful politician did not have a wife?
That Kwa Gek Choo was a compassionate person:- That was pure BS
That Kwa Gek Gek Choo was the Mother of Singapore:- This kind of Por Lumpar is too preposterous a statement.
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as the great ernest hemingway would say, "for whom the bell tolls"
 
Kaypoh Auntie who queued up "she's ONE IN A MILLION. A beautiful lady"

What kind of dumb fuck will say such lame brainless shit? Apparently very very very kaypoh and free aunties!
 
The last five days of circus show, comparable to Eva Peron's, directed
and produced by the world's longest serving despot was an overkill!
 
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At the end of the day, it is confirmed that KGC was no extraordinary person. She contributed nothing meaningful and lived the high life for five decades. So please let's not make her out to be Mother Teresa. Just stick her into the burners, chuck her ashes to a corner and let's all move on. End of.
 
The only eulogy that would probably make sense to anyone would be the one written personally by the dead.

But the dead will have no chance to hear if it is correctly read after his / her death.
That Kwa Gek Choo was a great mother: -All mothers are great in every family.
That Kwa Gek Choo cared for her kids and husband:- What kind of woman that did not care for her kids and husband? Maybe Wooden's wife.
That without Kwa Gek Choo, LKY could not be a successful politician:- Which successful politician did not have a wife?
That Kwa Gek Choo was a compassionate person:- That was pure BS
That Kwa Gek Gek Choo was the Mother of Singapore:- This kind of Por Lumpar is too preposterous a statement.
Please add...
 
At the end of the day, it is confirmed that KGC was no extraordinary person. She contributed nothing meaningful and lived the high life for five decades. So please let's not make her out to be Mother Teresa. Just stick her into the burners, chuck her ashes to a corner and let's all move on. End of.

If I were her immediate relation & related to her, plus all those that are beholden to her; will say she is the best.

Read between the lines, she was easier to get along with after her first stroke, laugh more, joke more & so forth..

I get paid handsomely for services I render for her, I would say, she is so down to earth, so this & so that....

Money, power & the connection you get...I would praise her to high heavens....this is human nature.

She was a person, who had contributed much to her family & those around her, and whomever she have to obtain services or connections, that is what we will remember her by.

Now, she is in ashes, let her RIP!
 
YES please let the dead RIP but I got complain, sick and tired of seeing front pages splashed with Orbituaries for an entire week even after the state funeral!:confused:

Spamming free orbituaries in the front pages is typical of SG 154th tabloids.



If I were her immediate relation & related to her, plus all those that are beholden to her; will say she is the best.

Read between the lines, she was easier to get along with after her first stroke, laugh more, joke more & so forth..

I get paid handsomely for services I render for her, I would say, she is so down to earth, so this & so that....

Money, power & the connection you get...I would praise her to high heavens....this is human nature.

She was a person, who had contributed much to her family & those around her, and whomever she have to obtain services or connections, that is what we will remember her by.

Now, she is in ashes, let her RIP!
 
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Actually, it was John Donne who first said it centuries before, "never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee."

You are right....so what bell?, mission bell, ding dong bell!...temple bells??:D
 
Kaypoh Auntie who queued up "she's ONE IN A MILLION. A beautiful lady"

What kind of dumb fuck will say such lame brainless shit? Apparently very very very kaypoh and free aunties!

The Auntie meant to say her Cheong Sum is beautiful. If she is beautiful how come her daughter...er.hum.....so "manly".
 
The Auntie meant to say her Cheong Sum is beautiful. If she is beautiful how come her daughter...er.hum.....so "manly".

If the daughter wear Cheongsam, the auntie shop that make the cheongsam for her, will go out of business.

A woMAN with biceps wearing a cheong sam....the only one I can see in my mind is that Sinclair woMAN, the body builder!!:p
 
You are right....so what bell?, mission bell, ding dong bell!...temple bells??:D

Medieval church bell to announce someone had been "called." When two died, it tolled twice, and so on. That's why what there's disaster with a large number of deaths, the death count is known as death toll.
 
If the daughter wear Cheongsam, the auntie shop that make the cheongsam for her, will go out of business.

A woMAN with biceps wearing a cheong sam....the only one I can see in my mind is that Sinclair woMAN, the body builder!!:p

In fact, I find Catherine Lim in cheong Sam more pretty. The auntie must have stamps in her eyes. If I guessed correctly, she probably associate "pretty" with wealth. If that is the case than MM's wife was probably pretty in that perspect, not just one in a million, but one in a $billions$.
 
In fact, I find Catherine Lim in cheong Sam more pretty. The auntie must have stamps in her eyes. If I guessed correctly, she probably associate "pretty" with wealth. If that is the case than MM's wife was probably pretty in that perspect, not just one in a million, but one in a $billions$.

What's that line in a song again " everything is beautuful, in its own way", you grease my palm regularly with money for my services, even you look hideous like Medusa, I would declare you are beautiful.
 
Medieval church bell to announce someone had been "called." When two died, it tolled twice, and so on. That's why what there's disaster with a large number of deaths, the death count is known as death toll.

I know the ringing of bells, for whom, we do not hear much these bells..the real ringing of bells from the belfry.

When I was young, the bell from the belfry ring at 6am for homily, for weddings, for funerals & on special church occasions, Christams, Easter & on NATIONAL DAY. In the past, the same bell, was to warn the people living around that area of danger. The church is still there, but the belry is modernized, & it is now electronically rung....seldom rung!

That was why I took an interest in the significant of the ringing of a bell...
 
I know the ringing of bells, for whom, we do not hear much these bells..the real ringing of bells from the belfry.
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That was why I took an interest in the significant of the ringing of a bell...

"No man is island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main... Any man's death diminishes me, because I'm involved in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls: it tolls for thee." - John Donne
 
The last five days of circus show, comparable to Eva Peron's, directed
and produced by the world's longest serving despot was an overkill!

Yes it was a real overkill. If it was supposed to be a private funeral affair why the fuck are they making all the gut retching puke inducing eulogies public??:mad::mad:
 
as the great ernest hemingway would say, "for whom the bell tolls"
u mean like..............

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