The bizarre behaviours of Singaporeans

[neddy]

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

 

[Watchman]

Because they sold themselves out !

 

[scroobal]

Good one bro. Nicely composed and hits the sweet spot.

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

 

[axe168]

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

I totally agree ! Bloody ex-fellow mates condeming my happy land ! Serve them right ! haha

 

[UpYoz_olo]

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

Uniquely Singapore I just can't helped it.

 

[johnsgp1]

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Dun you think is better than the US or the british, who are now worrying if they will lost their job and force to sell their beautiful at a lost??
I think Australian are no better after they are screwed big time by the chinese...

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.
haha...at least our carpark is allocated at designated spots, not like in Philippines, malaysia or thailand where their carparks are everywhere...haha...cos is a bloody big jam all around....

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

??? all humans do that...the rich wait for the downturn to buy cheaper properties...what is wrong with pp buying things at a bargain????

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

at least our govt get things done efficently and effectively...just look at taiwan now...look at china how they handle Sanlu, look at kelvin Rudd...maybe he can speak more mandarin and carry more balls...we dont want a govt that change and cant do things...

 

[Aussie Prick]

44 years of economic and material success have spawned some very strange behaviors among Singaporeans. We spent so much to buy a house or flat, furnished it up like a palace, but spent our time outside, most of the time at work. And the maids are the ones enjoying the million dollar or multi million dollar assets.

Then we paid so much, the highest in the world, for a car only to park at home. Too expensive to drive, too many ERPs and car park charges to pay. And we are encouraged to park the car at home and take the crowded public transport, cheaper and more convenient.

And when Singaporeans travelled, instead of seeing the places, they went shopping. The best part is that they would head for the cheapest bargains, buying stuff that they could get in Chinatown or pasar malam, at even cheaper prices. And they are happy that they got a bargain.

And while the heartlanders are busy trying to make a life here, being told to bust off if they are not happy, which they could not, the rich and presumably very happy and contented citizens are buying up properties overseas just in case they need to make that escape from paradise.

While many Singaporeans are thinking of jumping ship, or preparing to jump ship, hoards of new immigrants are rushing in to take their place in this paradise..

And to top it all up, they keep complaining about the govt and all the policies that they found unpalatable, come every election, they will vote and return the govt to power.

Is this Australia or Singapore ?

Sounds the same to me:p:p

 

[axe168]

at least our govt get things done efficently and effectively...just look at taiwan now...look at china how they handle Sanlu, look at kelvin Rudd...maybe he can speak more mandarin and carry more balls...we dont want a govt that change and cant do things...

There you go again.. how many times I have to tell you.. things progress slowly in Australia, this is why individual like axe168 is always the winner coz I'm ahead from the rest.. once i achieve enough, I will slow down like them and be lazy..

 

[Aussie Prick]

There you go again.. how many times I have to tell you.. things progress slowly in Australia, this is why individual like axe168 is always the winner coz I'm ahead from the rest.. once i achieve enough, I will slow down like them and be lazy..

Yes staring at cieling fan loosing big money in property too

What a winner!

Hee Hee hee

 

[axe168]

Yes staring at cieling fan loosing big money in property too

What a winner!

Hee Hee hee

Have u seen a developer losing money when properties are picking up ? haha

 

[Aussie Prick]

Have u seen a developer losing money when properties are picking up ? haha

No but lots of us watched you loose BIG TIME in your failed Brisbane Property

Ah. Fun times on this forum.


:p:p:p:p:p:p

 

[diversifyx2]

我们只要无能的政府
我们不要贪污的政府

 

[neddy]

There you go again.. how many times I have to tell you.. things progress slowly in Australia, this is why individual like axe168 is always the winner coz I'm ahead from the rest.. once i achieve enough, I will slow down like them and be lazy..

Patience ... The giant resources wheel is turning. I will return to Perth property in Q1, 2010, after the Chinese liquidity is soaked up.

 

[Aussie Prick]

Patience ... The giant resources wheel is turning. I will return to Perth property in Q1, 2010, after the Chinese liquidity is soaked up.

Oh bad news for you again old chap

Looks like interest rates headed up in Australia

Inflation dont you know

Hee Hee Hee

Oh how I just love to poke fun at you poor suckers in Australia