i am taking this opportunity to confess as part of upcoming holiday festivities and pending new year's resolution.
i am no authentic forummer. i have been deceiving fellow forummers here for years. i don't live in the sf bay area, and i am not a u.s. citizen. everything i posted about the bay area, events, crime, welfare abuse, wine country, gun collection, small arms training and practice, travels, vacations, skiing, cruising, biking, dining, inventions, etc., are all false. it's a persona i created with knowledge gleaned from other sites, wikipedia and the internet. i carefully pieced them together to fool all here that i am an emigrant with decades of experience and know how. it's all crapola. i am sorry, but i hope my callous deception and fraudulent impersonation have not caused anyone to jump on the mrt tracks or dive into bedok reservoir. if anyone committed suicide because of my non-authencity, i sincerely apologize and wish you well after you eat shit and die.
in truth, i share a room at a hdb flat in bedok with an ah neh and ah tiong. i pretend to have relatives in siglap. bedok is near siglap, and i often fool folks in thinking that my taxi pickup is on fidelio. you see, i would walk all the way from bedok to fidelio street just to flag down a cab. it's more quiet there, less crowded, taxis come and go, and i feel like a rich person just standing around there. i always hang outside the most obiang looking house in the area as i find it beautifully architected. i am an opera estate wannabe. very despicable of me.
in my room, i have to borrow the ah neh's ipad and ah tiong's computer to surf sbf. therefore, i don't cum here often except on late nights and early mornings when both my room mates are asleep or fecking some hookers in geylang or in a tent at east coast park. i have to be careful of the ah neh room mate as he is too friendly and touchy. very nice caring man as he watches my back all the time, especially when i bend down and he would instantly offer to hoist me from behind as he thinks i am falling flat on my face. i also have to be wary of the ah tiong. his teeth are rotten and his has filthy habits, such as clearing his throat loudly and spitting all over the room. sometimes i am not sure if sticky puddle is phlegm or semen. yucks. on a good night, all 3 of us will pcc in front of a steamy jap av movie. the landlady is an auntie, not good looking, and very naggy. none of us wish to start a physical relationship with her. she's what i would call the "other" spg - sex prevention grinchess. one minute with her and you will lose all procreative desires. you would wish her kind would go extinct.
i work in a computer repair shop in sim lim and don't make enough to have a gf or get married. i envy gms as he has everything, including being a politician who will never be elected (thus no responsibilities), owning the computer repair shop and wearing fashionable baggy pants. he's a trend setter and i always respect and look up to him. he's my idol.
here i am, fully on my knees for you to flog and punish. i have fooled so many for so long that i deserve no sympathies. i intend to repent, change my attitude, modify my behavior and become a better person. tony will call me a sinkified loser, but i am ready for his tongue lashing. and one last thing. i am only 21, finished my ns 2 years ago, have no savings, abandoned by my family, and am about to vacate my room due to late rent payments... and may join wendy in living in a van. :o
very sorry. :(
