CalvinKlein
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12 Midnight, usual location at the back of the Istana Guardhouse with a whiff of gunpowder in the air
Old Man: Dey, why are you wearing spectacles tonight?
Tancho: Boss, this is Tony, you forgot that I'm the new elected President?
Old Man: Goodness me, its either I'm getting senile or I'm too used to having Nathan here.
Tancho: His wife had complaint to mine about him slipping out of the house in the middle of the night, so this is where he goes...
Old Man: Na Bey lah, you're boring, unlike Nathan, he always had something to make me laugh.
Tancho: Boss, if you need a good tickle, you should go to Sammyboy Forum.
Old Man: Fuck lah Tony, I've been there all these years. Just that the recent discussions with Najib gave me countless headaches and I have not been logging in.
Tancho: So the rumor about building a MRT to link the 2 countries is true?
Old Man: You must be as gullible as Alamaking. We can build the train lines in under 2 years but they will take at least 20 years to just clear the land.
Tancho: Alamking??? That guy is a nice fellow. He helps newbies by answering their questions and doubts and gave them points to get them started. Why did Scroobal called him gullible?
Old Man: This man is far from gullible. Imagine if a forum war were to break out, who will all the newbies be siding?
Tancho: Then Scroobal is the gullible one.
Old Man: Scroobal is a alright person. Sometimes when there are things that I do not wish the press to reveal, he will do the job for me in the forum. Nice chap and I do not even have to pay him.
Old Man:: They are good people by nature. But there are a few people I could not stand at all in that forum.
Tancho: I know! It must be that Ramseth.
Old Man: Spot on. I have never seen such a thick skin man before in my life. While Tony_Chat goes around slamming Sinkies in every thread, this guy will stick his backside in and tells everyone what a nice round ass he has. The two of them makes perfect bed partners.
Tancho: How about Krafty? Any also our number one supporter Clinton666?
Old Man: Krafty? He should spell his handle as Crafty. That guy loves to stir shit and laughs behind the scene as people gets flustered and disturbed. If he was born in the same time as me, I would probably lose the premiership to him.
Tancho: But he sounded stupid...
Old Man: Please lah, look at the founding Emperor of the Han dynasty. That man was a good for nothing, timid and a piece of shit and yet he became the founding Emperor.
Old Man: Clinton666 has been a good dog for us, until he became careless and wrote into the press. What an idiot. He reminds me of two other idiot Ivebert and that sky diving guy. What was his name again?
Old Man: I do not understand why people loves to reveal their real names and identity in the cyberworld. They should have listened to Sam.
Tancho: Can't remember. That guy simply goes missing with Cooleo the cunt.
Old Man: I have to give credit to Cooleo. At least he walks the talk, unlike some forummers here who says they will chop and chop and chop. I forgot how many dicks this guy had.
Old Man: And there is this fellow who cannot write properly.
Tancho: po2wq???
Old Man: Yes, that fellow. But I admire his guts for zapping Sam. You got to give this fellow a Tiger.
Tancho: Boss, have you visited the moderated section?
Old Man: Hell yes, only once and I got out as quickly as I went in. That place is a dead town.
Tancho: Yeah, what do you expect when 2 of their moderators are sleeping and the other 2 are busy looking for people to suck their cocks?
Old Man: Power, power corrupts.
Tancho:
Old Man: Enough of this shit. I'm hungry. How about frog leg porridge at Geylang? They won't be around once I get my daughter-in-law to bull doze that slum.
Tancho: Ok Ok, but please be fast. Chee Bee might just wake up any time....
Old Man: Dey, why are you wearing spectacles tonight?
Tancho: Boss, this is Tony, you forgot that I'm the new elected President?
Old Man: Goodness me, its either I'm getting senile or I'm too used to having Nathan here.
Tancho: His wife had complaint to mine about him slipping out of the house in the middle of the night, so this is where he goes...
Old Man: Na Bey lah, you're boring, unlike Nathan, he always had something to make me laugh.
Tancho: Boss, if you need a good tickle, you should go to Sammyboy Forum.
Old Man: Fuck lah Tony, I've been there all these years. Just that the recent discussions with Najib gave me countless headaches and I have not been logging in.
Tancho: So the rumor about building a MRT to link the 2 countries is true?
Old Man: You must be as gullible as Alamaking. We can build the train lines in under 2 years but they will take at least 20 years to just clear the land.
Tancho: Alamking??? That guy is a nice fellow. He helps newbies by answering their questions and doubts and gave them points to get them started. Why did Scroobal called him gullible?
Old Man: This man is far from gullible. Imagine if a forum war were to break out, who will all the newbies be siding?
Tancho: Then Scroobal is the gullible one.
Old Man: Scroobal is a alright person. Sometimes when there are things that I do not wish the press to reveal, he will do the job for me in the forum. Nice chap and I do not even have to pay him.
Old Man:: They are good people by nature. But there are a few people I could not stand at all in that forum.
Tancho: I know! It must be that Ramseth.
Old Man: Spot on. I have never seen such a thick skin man before in my life. While Tony_Chat goes around slamming Sinkies in every thread, this guy will stick his backside in and tells everyone what a nice round ass he has. The two of them makes perfect bed partners.
Tancho: How about Krafty? Any also our number one supporter Clinton666?
Old Man: Krafty? He should spell his handle as Crafty. That guy loves to stir shit and laughs behind the scene as people gets flustered and disturbed. If he was born in the same time as me, I would probably lose the premiership to him.
Tancho: But he sounded stupid...
Old Man: Please lah, look at the founding Emperor of the Han dynasty. That man was a good for nothing, timid and a piece of shit and yet he became the founding Emperor.
Old Man: Clinton666 has been a good dog for us, until he became careless and wrote into the press. What an idiot. He reminds me of two other idiot Ivebert and that sky diving guy. What was his name again?
Old Man: I do not understand why people loves to reveal their real names and identity in the cyberworld. They should have listened to Sam.
Tancho: Can't remember. That guy simply goes missing with Cooleo the cunt.
Old Man: I have to give credit to Cooleo. At least he walks the talk, unlike some forummers here who says they will chop and chop and chop. I forgot how many dicks this guy had.
Old Man: And there is this fellow who cannot write properly.
Tancho: po2wq???
Old Man: Yes, that fellow. But I admire his guts for zapping Sam. You got to give this fellow a Tiger.
Tancho: Boss, have you visited the moderated section?
Old Man: Hell yes, only once and I got out as quickly as I went in. That place is a dead town.
Tancho: Yeah, what do you expect when 2 of their moderators are sleeping and the other 2 are busy looking for people to suck their cocks?
Old Man: Power, power corrupts.
Tancho:
Old Man: Enough of this shit. I'm hungry. How about frog leg porridge at Geylang? They won't be around once I get my daughter-in-law to bull doze that slum.
Tancho: Ok Ok, but please be fast. Chee Bee might just wake up any time....
