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PEASANTPORE: The Stupid Donkey Arse's confirmed loser candidate for Punggol East, Pork Seller Desmond Lim, has described his online political rally as a "baboon achievement of the 3rd Class".
He said the DIY political porno video clips of him making love with swines, which were first uploaded on Monday evening, had about 72,000 views on YouTube by Tuesday morning.
He told regime's reporters after a walkabout on Tuesday morning that he will invite ISD goons who are pretending to be reporters to be porno stars in his future political videos. As regime lackeys, they will get to make love with cows, goats and other farm animals.
He was responding to questions about the negative comments from some lumpar arty farty netizens, in particular his dialect polluted England.
Pork Seller Lim offers some pigs for the lumpar arty farty netizens to mate in exchange for less negative comments.
He said as a pork seller, what is more important are that he always sell fresh pork and not exhort peasants to eat fish if they cannot afford pork.
In the first porno political clip, Pork Seller Lim explained why wet markets usually have more than 1 pork seller and hinted competition ensures competitive pork prices. Likewise, the intense competition among Geylang OKTs have resulted in cheaper fark services for peasants for many years. With innovative OKTs, peasants now have wider choices, including freelance PRC, Viet and bapok whores. Hence it is no brainer to have more opposition voices in Imperial Court sessions to make Ruler Loong moderate his anti-peasants policies..
He will release eight more porno video clips before Cooling-Off Day on Friday to show peasants how to doggie swines the Desmond Lim way.
PEASANTPORE: The Stupid Donkey Arse's confirmed loser candidate for Punggol East, Pork Seller Desmond Lim, has described his online political rally as a "baboon achievement of the 3rd Class".
He said the DIY political porno video clips of him making love with swines, which were first uploaded on Monday evening, had about 72,000 views on YouTube by Tuesday morning.
He told regime's reporters after a walkabout on Tuesday morning that he will invite ISD goons who are pretending to be reporters to be porno stars in his future political videos. As regime lackeys, they will get to make love with cows, goats and other farm animals.
He was responding to questions about the negative comments from some lumpar arty farty netizens, in particular his dialect polluted England.
Pork Seller Lim offers some pigs for the lumpar arty farty netizens to mate in exchange for less negative comments.
He said as a pork seller, what is more important are that he always sell fresh pork and not exhort peasants to eat fish if they cannot afford pork.
In the first porno political clip, Pork Seller Lim explained why wet markets usually have more than 1 pork seller and hinted competition ensures competitive pork prices. Likewise, the intense competition among Geylang OKTs have resulted in cheaper fark services for peasants for many years. With innovative OKTs, peasants now have wider choices, including freelance PRC, Viet and bapok whores. Hence it is no brainer to have more opposition voices in Imperial Court sessions to make Ruler Loong moderate his anti-peasants policies..
He will release eight more porno video clips before Cooling-Off Day on Friday to show peasants how to doggie swines the Desmond Lim way.
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