PEASANTPORE: The Peasantpore regime is taking learning from PRC Pandas to censor the Internet with the Protection from Potshots Against Peasantpore Regime decree in Imperial Court on Monday (Apr 1).
The Kangaroo Law Ministry, in tabling the stupid decree, said it is intended to protect stupid local peasants from the brain damage caused by eloquent Jane Austen rebels who take potshots at the regime or make fun of House of Lee. It also pretends to protect against malicious actors who knowingly make regime minions or lackeys look stupid.
One example of what the decree is going after is the fairy tale States Times Review article from last November alleging Northern Mats had signed several unfair agreements with Peasantpore in exchange for the dodgy assistance of banks here to launder the funds of Northern Mats' state fund 1MDB.
Making mountain out of mole hill
The fairy tale on its own garnered 1,716 shares, 754 reactions and 157 comments on States Times Review’s Facebook page, much lesser than other fairy tales e.g. virgin birth that ensnared more clueless peasants.
Using creative mathematics, the regime claimed that message was amplified by seven other Jane Austen rebels pretending to be Facebook users who shared the article 45 times collectively over three days to 39 unique Facebook groups. This resulted in the fairy tale reaching an approximate 800,000 potential stupid peasants.
The regime claims deliberate online falsehoods is defined under the new proposed decree to be a statement of fact that is false or misleading, a good historical example occurs when Old Autocrat LKY spread lies about Lim Chin Siong as a rabid violent Commie, with the Brits and Northern Mats acting blur blur along the way.
Some examples of statements of fact that are covered, if they are false include:
“Lim Chin Siong was a Panda Commie”
“Vincent Cheng was a Euro Marxist”
"Operation Coldstore was NOT for political gain"
The decree is intended to create a culture of fear, uncertainity or doubt, and desires to shape opinion, reduce criticism, obliterate satire or parody, the ministry said.
Some examples of opinion, criticism, satire or parody that are discouraged include:
“Ruler Loong's Way or the High Way”
“No meat, eat fish”
"Fare hikes not directly related to fuel prices"
The regime mouthpiece said the proposed decree follows in the footsteps of other high crust Ang Moh countries like Frenchies and Goths, which have enacted similar legislation.
The former has the 2018 Law to Combat the Manipulation of Information, which targets the rapid dissemination of fake news through digital tools, while the latter's 2017 Network Enforcement Act requires social networks to promptly remove illegal content, including falsehoods that are criminal in nature.
WHEN WILL THE LAW BE CALLED ON?
The Kangaroo Law Ministry was clear that in order for the decree to act against an instance of deliberate online falsehood, one key criteria must be met:
Statements must be making the regime look stupid.
It defines “public interest” in detail saying that harmful falsehoods manifest in a spectrum of different circumstances and its assessment is very context-specific.
Once a Minion receives news from Imperial Enunches that to censor the Internet, he or she can then instructs a “collaborator” - which Propoganda S Isanarse said separately on Monday is likely to be Propaganda Lackeys - to ape the Commie Pandas, erect the Great Peasantpore Firewall to block the offending local social media platforms.
“Welcome to the Great Firewall of Peasantpore, anything we don't fancy, we fucking block,” the ministry said.
WHAT ABOUT REPEAT OFFENDERS?
The decree also aims to hit repeat purveyors of deliberate online potshots in an area that hurts: Sue the shit out of them.
So, if for example a Jane Austen rebel site, puts out three potshots that each receive a take-down order in a period of six full moon, pliant foreign collaborators e.g. Google Ads or other digital ads operator will work with regime to must shut off ads in Peasantpore only so that foreigners can benefit while local stupid peasants are kept in the dark.
Additionally, the owner or operator of Site X must stop receiving any financial benefit from operating the site and post a notice on the site informing viewers of the declaration. People will also be prohibited from offering financial assistance to the site.
JAIL TIME BECKONS FOR CYBER HIRED GUNS IF AND ONLY IF THE REGIME CAN CATCH THEM
The regime looks to whack foreign peasants who make the regime look stupid if they themselves are stupid enough to cum in Peasantpore.
"We still give boons to foreigners but we will whack local Jane Austen rebels hard if they dare to make the regime look stupid but the fact remains that our local stupid peasants love fairy tales," the Law Ministry said.
The Kangaroo Law Ministry, in tabling the stupid decree, said it is intended to protect stupid local peasants from the brain damage caused by eloquent Jane Austen rebels who take potshots at the regime or make fun of House of Lee. It also pretends to protect against malicious actors who knowingly make regime minions or lackeys look stupid.
One example of what the decree is going after is the fairy tale States Times Review article from last November alleging Northern Mats had signed several unfair agreements with Peasantpore in exchange for the dodgy assistance of banks here to launder the funds of Northern Mats' state fund 1MDB.
Making mountain out of mole hill
The fairy tale on its own garnered 1,716 shares, 754 reactions and 157 comments on States Times Review’s Facebook page, much lesser than other fairy tales e.g. virgin birth that ensnared more clueless peasants.
Using creative mathematics, the regime claimed that message was amplified by seven other Jane Austen rebels pretending to be Facebook users who shared the article 45 times collectively over three days to 39 unique Facebook groups. This resulted in the fairy tale reaching an approximate 800,000 potential stupid peasants.
The regime claims deliberate online falsehoods is defined under the new proposed decree to be a statement of fact that is false or misleading, a good historical example occurs when Old Autocrat LKY spread lies about Lim Chin Siong as a rabid violent Commie, with the Brits and Northern Mats acting blur blur along the way.
Some examples of statements of fact that are covered, if they are false include:
“Lim Chin Siong was a Panda Commie”
“Vincent Cheng was a Euro Marxist”
"Operation Coldstore was NOT for political gain"
The decree is intended to create a culture of fear, uncertainity or doubt, and desires to shape opinion, reduce criticism, obliterate satire or parody, the ministry said.
Some examples of opinion, criticism, satire or parody that are discouraged include:
“Ruler Loong's Way or the High Way”
“No meat, eat fish”
"Fare hikes not directly related to fuel prices"
The regime mouthpiece said the proposed decree follows in the footsteps of other high crust Ang Moh countries like Frenchies and Goths, which have enacted similar legislation.
The former has the 2018 Law to Combat the Manipulation of Information, which targets the rapid dissemination of fake news through digital tools, while the latter's 2017 Network Enforcement Act requires social networks to promptly remove illegal content, including falsehoods that are criminal in nature.
WHEN WILL THE LAW BE CALLED ON?
The Kangaroo Law Ministry was clear that in order for the decree to act against an instance of deliberate online falsehood, one key criteria must be met:
Statements must be making the regime look stupid.
It defines “public interest” in detail saying that harmful falsehoods manifest in a spectrum of different circumstances and its assessment is very context-specific.
Once a Minion receives news from Imperial Enunches that to censor the Internet, he or she can then instructs a “collaborator” - which Propoganda S Isanarse said separately on Monday is likely to be Propaganda Lackeys - to ape the Commie Pandas, erect the Great Peasantpore Firewall to block the offending local social media platforms.
“Welcome to the Great Firewall of Peasantpore, anything we don't fancy, we fucking block,” the ministry said.
WHAT ABOUT REPEAT OFFENDERS?
The decree also aims to hit repeat purveyors of deliberate online potshots in an area that hurts: Sue the shit out of them.
So, if for example a Jane Austen rebel site, puts out three potshots that each receive a take-down order in a period of six full moon, pliant foreign collaborators e.g. Google Ads or other digital ads operator will work with regime to must shut off ads in Peasantpore only so that foreigners can benefit while local stupid peasants are kept in the dark.
Additionally, the owner or operator of Site X must stop receiving any financial benefit from operating the site and post a notice on the site informing viewers of the declaration. People will also be prohibited from offering financial assistance to the site.
JAIL TIME BECKONS FOR CYBER HIRED GUNS IF AND ONLY IF THE REGIME CAN CATCH THEM
The regime looks to whack foreign peasants who make the regime look stupid if they themselves are stupid enough to cum in Peasantpore.
"We still give boons to foreigners but we will whack local Jane Austen rebels hard if they dare to make the regime look stupid but the fact remains that our local stupid peasants love fairy tales," the Law Ministry said.
