Sperm Donation Process in Spore...

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Any Bros here got experience donating their sperm before..???

Do Donors get paid ?

What are the requirements to be a donor?

 
That's not difficult. Clinton's IQ is only 57 :D


Bro since you love giving out your sperm to PRC Mei Meis, why not do a good deed by donating some to the Sperm bank in Spore? :D :p :D
 
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Youtube has a video of a horse's sperm donation process.

May be NSFW, but it is for educational purpose only. Parental guidance is advised.

[video=youtube;uJyrAWmpI8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJyrAWmpI8s[/video]
 
Many bros here always denote $$ and sperm to PRCs and Thais in GL.
 
the issue is before donating sperm, what did they do to make you marikita?:D
 
the issue is before donating sperm, what did they do to make you marikita?:D

I heard from some people that the staff there would issue the donors some magazines to make it easier for them to do it..
 
龙虎报?:eek::*:

Bro, is 龙虎豹. I just read one in HK last week.. Nothing to shout. Others are much better.

That magazine is hopeless when it comes to photos. Only lame dicks like Clinton666 and Tonychat will marikita after reading it.
 
the pretty nurse will furtively glance and giggle
before giving you a room and a clean bottle
she will ask if you prefer playboy or hustle
and walks away with a chuckle once you settle

you're supposed to get hard looking at a nude pic
if you don't after a while your dick must be sick
try thinking the nurse is giving you a good lick
or else look at mirror and give yourself a kick

your groin will stir when you open the centerfold
if you don't either it's e-d or you're too old
start rubbing before the room gets awfully cold
you have to know how to jerk it and how to hold

if after one hour nothing cums shooting out
you know you're no donor and have nothing to tout
might as well go home in shame, cry out loud and shout
go back to sammyboy, sit down, surf porn and pout
 
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Bro since you love giving out your sperm to PRC Mei Meis, why not do a good deed by donating some to the Sperm bank in Spore? :D :p :D

I would love to but don't know if they need good quality sperm. Knn, I very headache leh, my wife and I still no children. Now very kan jiong. 31 and 27 already.
I really need to cut down on my donation to PRC chicks. Every 10 times I ejaculate, 4 times goes to PRC A, 4 times go to PRC B, 1 time goes to my hand and 1 time goes to my wife :D
 
When you think about communist countries, you might think workers toiling in the field, mass production lines, and faceless bureaucrats.
What you might not have considered is that this drive for efficiency and standardization reaches into every aspect of life, including the local sperm bank.

In Shanghai, sperm donation comes with a special touch, as the images above and below show.

Slamxhype reports that to donate, you need to go for a health check, then you must abstain from sexual activity 4 days prior your visit.
You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get a maximum 3 hand jobs can donate three times.
Better still, they pay you RMB200 ( US$30 ) for the visit.

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