Be careful what you wish:p
The secretary
GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy...
BILL: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica.
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
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.. Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted:
You bastard!
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You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!*