someone's coming

erection2015

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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put
his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of
the apartment next the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the
young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What
would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they
are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid.
Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best
part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
heard someone
coming.... that was me."*
 
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