SMRT - Ride with Us ! Break a Glass and the Hefty Fine is on Us.

[sammyboi]

SMRT - Ride with Us ! Break a Glass and the Hefty Fine is on Us.

 

[jacobsgoh]

careful not to cut yourself.

 

[sammyboi]

A video will also be created. it goes like this.

*deep Voice*: SMRT, Ride with US, break glass window get no fine, fire extinguisher not included careful not to cut yourself.

*now say it as fast as possible*.

we are gonna publicly shame the bugger, and publickly humiliate them until they provide all tourists of the world "World Gold Class Fault-Proof Tolerant transport system, Bugs free , certified TUV german class standard,IP65"

 

[laksaboy]

Maybe SMRT will fit all train windows with hardened, bulletproof glass.

And there will be a sprinkler system inside the train. No more fire extinguishers.

Then how?

 

[sammyboi]

then a new slogan.
Ride with Us. Have a "golden bath" on us


Golden Showers Definition

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

"Do you need me to give you a golden bath?"