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PEASANTPORE: A 51.3 per cent increase in the estimated expenditure of the Peasants' Association (PA) this year “reflects a higher level of need for the regime to buy support from vermin merchants using pork barrel projects”, said 'jiat leow bee' Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office, Sino Helicopter Lim Swee Say on Monday (Mar 9).
Minion Lim stated this in a written reply to a Imperial Court question by Best Labour Loser Yee Ah Jong. Unerected Yee had asked how PA’s pork barrel expenditure estimates for FY2015 came to top 1 billion peanuts. He also asked for details on the major projects that account for the 115.4 per cent rise in its dodgy related expenditure, and why PA's operating expenditure for this financial year would rise by 22 per cent from the previous year.
In response, Minion Lim said that out of the 339.6 million increase in estimated expenditure, 70.5 per cent is for the development of pork barrel facilities for pro-regime contractors' profits.
“We learn this from the Nihons lor, if you ask me. In 日本大帝国, it is standard practice that the ruling regime dish out sweetheart contracts to enrich our supporters who happen to be contractors. So they got money and can sarpok Ruler Loong as Old Autocrat may lose to King Rama IX and meet Lord Yama first,” Minion Lim said.
He also attributed the 100.3 million peanuts projected increase in operating expenditure to the implementation of the vote buying measures for the old peasants under the guise of 'Peasant Pioneer Generation Ambassador' programme, where older horny peasant males will be given vouchers to visit PRC whores in Geylang.
"Ah Yee, this is called pork barrel projects, if Labour not happy, then beat us during Procedural Erections and form the next regime lor, all this are politics. Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho", Minion Lim chuckled.
PEASANTPORE: A 51.3 per cent increase in the estimated expenditure of the Peasants' Association (PA) this year “reflects a higher level of need for the regime to buy support from vermin merchants using pork barrel projects”, said 'jiat leow bee' Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office, Sino Helicopter Lim Swee Say on Monday (Mar 9).
Minion Lim stated this in a written reply to a Imperial Court question by Best Labour Loser Yee Ah Jong. Unerected Yee had asked how PA’s pork barrel expenditure estimates for FY2015 came to top 1 billion peanuts. He also asked for details on the major projects that account for the 115.4 per cent rise in its dodgy related expenditure, and why PA's operating expenditure for this financial year would rise by 22 per cent from the previous year.
In response, Minion Lim said that out of the 339.6 million increase in estimated expenditure, 70.5 per cent is for the development of pork barrel facilities for pro-regime contractors' profits.
“We learn this from the Nihons lor, if you ask me. In 日本大帝国, it is standard practice that the ruling regime dish out sweetheart contracts to enrich our supporters who happen to be contractors. So they got money and can sarpok Ruler Loong as Old Autocrat may lose to King Rama IX and meet Lord Yama first,” Minion Lim said.
He also attributed the 100.3 million peanuts projected increase in operating expenditure to the implementation of the vote buying measures for the old peasants under the guise of 'Peasant Pioneer Generation Ambassador' programme, where older horny peasant males will be given vouchers to visit PRC whores in Geylang.
"Ah Yee, this is called pork barrel projects, if Labour not happy, then beat us during Procedural Erections and form the next regime lor, all this are politics. Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, ho ho ho", Minion Lim chuckled.
