The pen of my tongue should be dipped in the ink of my heart? Are you prancing around with a "play victim card" for more sympathy?
Mamacita, it's indubitable truth you are suffering from neuroticism, akin to a cat on a hot thin roof, post my systematic exposition of your machiavellian manoeuvres.
Instead of discombobulating others over my lifestyle, you ought to be worried for your daughter.
Every Christmas eve, I am certain that the song "Mamacita, Donde esta Santa Clause?" would be accompanying her for the rest of her life. The fault lies squarely on you and your doltishness.
It's the weekend. I want to keep it as a short read for you. I don't desire to take you away from your precious time with your daughter.
Let me just say this.
You are a bitter character whom nobody wants to hang out with, let alone date. You talk about a "banana thief" and morality to make yourself feel better. Obviously, you aren't desirable. Stop hiding it.
Pretending to be a prude, when you are no longer a virgin is hilarious, albeit a good attempt. I am sorry. I try to have empathy for everyone, including the infamous virgin, who more often than not, overcompensates with drivel.
On the other hand, you aren't a virgin.
You are a Machiavellian Mamacita.
Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious weekend!
