Singaporean pick up lines

[drifter]

Ccb simi lan also gangnam style

[video=youtube;95Ea5aNGYxU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Ea5aNGYxU&sns=em[/video]

 

[drifter]

The best pick up line is let the woman do the pickup line .. pretends to drop something in front of her and wait for her to call you

 

[streetsmart73]

Good analysis, the problem is that most Singaporean won't even have a clue on how to pick up a girl. Its not in the textbook!

hi there


1. hahahaha!
2. bingo! bro.
3. honest, i have 2 friends getting married soon.
4. they are to attend some christian marriage counselling thing on how to bonk properly!
5. yes, i almost fell off the chair when the prick told me that.

 

[erection2015]

this counselling spoiled my market leh....before this the bridegroom would hire me to perform on his bride so he can learn what to do.

Then i conduct refresher classes 1 week later. Now business very less.

hi there


1. hahahaha!
2. bingo! bro.
3. honest, i have 2 friends getting married soon.
4. they are to attend some christian marriage counselling thing on how to bonk properly!
5. yes, i almost fell off the chair when the prick told me that.

 

[mollusk]

this counselling spoiled my market leh....before this the bridegroom would hire me to perform on his bride so he can learn what to do.

Then i conduct refresher classes 1 week later. Now business very less.

now i know how you manage to buy that maserati..hmmmm

 

[mollusk]

i thought best pick up line..oi ang moh kow... ai sio kan mai..?you know fuck fuck..?...you cum i cum ok

 

[yinyang]

spoiled my market leh....before this the bridegroom would hire me to perform on his bride so he can learn what to do. ..conduct refresher classes 1 week later.

Maybe you can salvage yours, by diversifying into mass tuition (akin to orgy, not only 1 to 1). More bang for your buck:p

let the woman do the pickup line .. pretends to drop something in front of her and wait for her to call you

Drift, you achieved nirvana liao?

 

[jw5]

"I'll give you a swiss standard of living."

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

"I'll give you a swiss standard of living."

Might as well ask her if she wanna try Sg Würste/Wieners.... then blindfold her for the surprise

 

[eatshitndie]

Hmm... the only saving grace is, perhaps the guy is Malaysian PR living in Singapore.... haha

extremely likely. malaysian pr's are a bunch of leeches.

 

[eatshitndie]

You mean adulterate the good quality (in rest of us)?

the would be adulterer adulterated his adulation of an unimpressed would be adulteress by adding adult motives to his unadulterated (naked) ambition. :p

 

[drifter]

Maybe you can salvage yours, by diversifying into mass tuition (akin to orgy, not only 1 to 1). More bang for your buck:p

Drift, you achieved nirvana liao?

Omituofuck

 

[cantbeassed]

It's the guy's language used and the German speaks pretty good English, surprisingly.

 

[yinyang]

adulterer adulterated his adulation ...adulteress by adding adult motives to his unadulterated (naked) ambition. :p

Aiyoh, your word play sure win adulation from ....Patricia Mok:p

 

[eatshitndie]

Aiyoh, your word play sure win adulation from ....Patricia Mok:p

she prefers frenching over englishing.

 

[jw5]

"Let's feel rich together by looking at my cpf statement."

 

[Crane]

"Let's feel rich together by looking at my cpf statement."

Have you picked up any chicks with this statement ?

 

[syed putra]

i sink ze singkie guy studied in chinese schools, so talk lidat. Normally, china peasnat girl may react positively to zis offer. But definitely, not ze german.

 

[jw5]

Have you picked up any chicks with this statement ?

Never tried using it..................

 

[jw5]

"We can have children of better stock."