No Porn Lui is indeed marked for death. Many silly peasants did not realise that becoming the Minion of Transport is a surefire way to end a political career. The idiotic raymond lim and hapless Yeo Cheow Tong will surely testify to that unspoken rule.
As the Minion of Transport, a clever minion will immediately realise any of his policy is sure to evoke teeth gnashing responses from transport cartel and public. Both have different interests and it is impossible to please anyone at any point in time.
If the transport minion makes train operators happy, the private luxury merchants and peasant commuters will think of new ways to lynch him. Making peasants and car companies happy will send public transport fat cats to lobby Old Autocrat for justice.
No Porn Lui realised to his dismay. Well, he may be a pious x'tian on Sunday and that has given him the inspiration to pass his first test.
Transport Cartels conspired to submit a proposal to further bloat their profits after the procedural erections. No Porn Lui, using the Big Balls Theorem decided to take the side of the transport cartels.
If he supports the peasants, he will only get a thank you and his next hiccup will still send him packing in disgrace e.g. Ray Lim, bankrupt Yeo. In Asiatic culture, your past accomplishments are nothing compared to your recent hiccup.
However the transport cartels will reward Lui with a cushy retirement post if his political career takes a hit.
The Big Balls Theorem states you must support the party with the biggest balls and a three year kid will tell you that the transport cartel owners, incidentally Temasick should be given the go ahead to hike fares to bloat profits.
In Japan, the Amakudari culture sees civil servants and ministers doing favours for big business during their tenure of office with the understanding that a cushy jobs awaits them upon their retirement. Hence No Porn Lui, thinking of life after the sack will support the Big Balls.
While his support for the Big Balls is understandable, his reason betrayed that years of worshiping a foreign jewish deity can lower your IQ.
Lui says private firms with their profit motive can create world class transport solutions of extracting the last ounce of fare hikes to bloat their profits. In the same vein, one should propose that the budget sucking Mafia, Mindef should be privatised to ensure peasants get the best bang for the dollar.
As the Minion of Transport, a clever minion will immediately realise any of his policy is sure to evoke teeth gnashing responses from transport cartel and public. Both have different interests and it is impossible to please anyone at any point in time.
If the transport minion makes train operators happy, the private luxury merchants and peasant commuters will think of new ways to lynch him. Making peasants and car companies happy will send public transport fat cats to lobby Old Autocrat for justice.
No Porn Lui realised to his dismay. Well, he may be a pious x'tian on Sunday and that has given him the inspiration to pass his first test.
Transport Cartels conspired to submit a proposal to further bloat their profits after the procedural erections. No Porn Lui, using the Big Balls Theorem decided to take the side of the transport cartels.
If he supports the peasants, he will only get a thank you and his next hiccup will still send him packing in disgrace e.g. Ray Lim, bankrupt Yeo. In Asiatic culture, your past accomplishments are nothing compared to your recent hiccup.
However the transport cartels will reward Lui with a cushy retirement post if his political career takes a hit.
The Big Balls Theorem states you must support the party with the biggest balls and a three year kid will tell you that the transport cartel owners, incidentally Temasick should be given the go ahead to hike fares to bloat profits.
In Japan, the Amakudari culture sees civil servants and ministers doing favours for big business during their tenure of office with the understanding that a cushy jobs awaits them upon their retirement. Hence No Porn Lui, thinking of life after the sack will support the Big Balls.
While his support for the Big Balls is understandable, his reason betrayed that years of worshiping a foreign jewish deity can lower your IQ.
Lui says private firms with their profit motive can create world class transport solutions of extracting the last ounce of fare hikes to bloat their profits. In the same vein, one should propose that the budget sucking Mafia, Mindef should be privatised to ensure peasants get the best bang for the dollar.
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